Random posts from the Crabbe thread

Sick and twisted. Like ol' doggie balls.

 

Exactly. Seinfeld is the closest thing I have to religion.

 

You worrying about whether or not someone on a sports message board is gay is what made me know that I should ignore everything you say from this point forward. Fuck off for reals. I am really comfortable with my sexuality and would discuss it with anyone worth discussing it with. Not sure you belong in that category.

 

Haha u gayyyy *sips lean* *hits dab* *kills self*

 

You meant "let it go" as in you wouldn't mention it, except you totally just mentioned it. Also, feel free to laugh all you want, but you are kind of wrong about your whole premise. I just feel like I have to defend against your homophobic bullshit.

Also within a few minutes of me mentioning Sly's red rocket (which is a south park joke) you had the quote all lined about about Laverne Cox. So you seriously kept that all lined up in your head to requote for a month later like it matters to anyone?

 

Knock this shit off.

 

SJW????? Homophobic? I told you it's ok for you to be gay. Is there a homophobic way of promoting gayness?

The woman is not attractive to straight men. I called her a man because for all intents and purposes to a straight man she is one.

I watched TaxiCab Confessions or something like that on HBO years ago and there was a supposed transsexual woman who really was hot. That may or may not mean I'm some percentage gay, whatever.

 

There are two people on this board who make everything about themselves being gay the most important thing on Earth.

You should ignore everything I say anyway, because I literally don't care. I said what popped into my head in response to a bunch of men making gay jokes, if you can't take it that's on you.

 

I'm not going to discuss my sexual orientation with you. You are wrong, but it is not something I feel I need to go into detail about on a Blazers message board. The fact that you care so much about that kind of thing really says a lot about you though. I would much rather talk about Crabbe's contract. I'm kind of over you and this whole conversation.

 

This just reeks of our own SlyPokerDogs involvement in a ripcity2 deflate gate scandal...all this ball talk takes some balls

 

haha! some testi cycles going on around here....

 

I'm actually going to turn 42 this weekend and have been exposed to paint and bondo dust for years, but I used to remember everything. I can't remember exactly what company it was but MarAzul is refinishing his boat because some company talked him into using some product with epoxy that didn't hold up. Or the epoxy held up but some other part didn't. ..just skimmed it.

I have a combo lock at work I've had since the 7th grade. I found it 10 years ago and remembered the combination.

I read your post and instantly recalled most of your post in the Piper vs Alex thread. Clicked OT, found the thread, knew it was around the second page and voila. Done.

 

I think they might end up doing that, but only if Crabbe meets their conditions

 

I agree. I am not sure why @bodyman5000 and 1 keeps a running tally in his head of possible "gay" things that people have written in the past.

 

I dunno. I feel like my twisted humor is not tied to the rest of whatever-the-fuck-convo is otherwise going on. I disassociate myself from that other convo. I'm not a part of that.

But for you to bring it back to yourself... Clearly, you're more feline than k-9.

 

There's no conditions to be met. We either match the offer sheet or not.

Aside from if the Blazers match, your so. Is required to give up his team auto'd basketball.

 

Now can we somehow work Crabbe and balls into the conversation?