TWO TOUGH QUESTIONSQuestion 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, threewho were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.Candidate A -Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10martinis a day.Candidate B -He was kicked out t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium incollege and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.Candidate C -He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinksan occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of t hese candidates would be your Choice?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500employees and has the following statistics:* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse* 7 have been arrested for fraud* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses* 3 have done time for assault* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last yearCan you guess which organization this is?
yeah hitler is the one that looks the best. and ive heard the first one before but I dont remember it
<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">I know the first two questions, but I don't know the last one.</span>
