anyone got any good ones? not those gay ones like "did it hurt? ... when you feel from heaven.. and hit all those ugly bushes and fell on your face" (should use that on ugly girls )here's some"hey there pretty lady" -"if you flipped this coin, whats the chance of you giving me heads?"
I agree, pickup lines rarely ever work. Not many females are going to fall for it, they consider it cheesy. My personal favorite that I joke around with a lot but never actually used:Me: "You're very pretty, do you have any Italian in you?"Female: "No, why?"Me: "Want some?"I'm 75% Italian so it's one of my favorites.
Pickup lines only really work when your joking around with them .. if u just flat out say it, it would be a bit funny in away .
Okay so I saw this chinese commercial, you dont ahve to exactly say anything*A Chinese guy sits at the bus stop with a Chinese girl. I'm guessing he is interested in hooking up with her. He starts humming the Cingular cellphone tone, and the girl looks at him like . He pretends to look for his phone, and digs into his backpack and takes out a bottle of coke. He opens the bottle *swishsfhfds* and puts it by his ear. "Hello?" says the Chinese guy. "Oh it's for you." He gives the coke to the girl. and he takes another one out for himself." After that, he scooches closer to the girl. and WALAhEnd of story.Someone should try that
When pickup lines backfire:Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.He's one perfect for me:"I have a 2 dollar gift card for McDonald's, I think we should let the bed decide if I should use it on you or not"
Ebaums world just had all these redneck ones:1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"Woman - "WHAT?"Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.somebody actually tried using that first one to one of my friends and they were being 100% serious.
"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, could you find some time to meet up with me between the holidays?" If you want to hear some funny ones, watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. LMAO Will...
HAHA I remember that one<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I noticed you noticed me, so I wanted to put a notice, that I noticed you too</div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Nam @ Jan 23 2007, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>HAHA I remember that one</div> Haha yeah I remember that one. But that wasn't my favorite Will pick-up line, mine was definitely this one: "Yo baby hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more."
<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Yeah, Will Smith is hilarious. I can't think of a pick-up line of Will's that I'd consider my personal favorite, but eh...</span>
I got a really cheesy one, never used nor will I use it but I think its funny."Hey girl, are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your butt is out of this world!"
