Game Thread Monday 6/18/16 Yankees vs. Orioles 7:05PM

I haven't been around much lately because this shit team is just to painful watch so I've pretty much sent up the white flag.

The next 3 pitchers have ERAs of, 5.18, 5.11, & 5.56. God help us.

RHP - Ivan Nova (6-5, 5.18 ERA)

VS.

RHP - Kevin Gausman (1-6, 4.15 ERA)

Lineups to follow..........

 

...aww c'mon man...hey, we gotta have a laugh every now and then.

 

And watching this team is like comedy of errors.

 

Hey, we won 1 out of 3 from Boston...it isn't ALL bad.

 

I just got back from a stay at the Beach, actually I lost track of time how long we were gone, but I didn't miss much, a game here and there...

the Team is still pathetic, and I don't see the baseball Gods smiling...

 

...Matts, you're gonna get sent to the Principal's office for calling the team "pathetic".

 

Even when the Yankees win it's painful at times. Yeah Tank pitched well, got some decent "D" but in the area of offense all those hits only got home three. I probably chewed every finger nail I had to the bone. Even at faulty as this team is I hate to see them lose to Boston or Tampa Bay. What I'm hoping for is some good returns on trades, getting rid of A-hole, and putting together a team capable of scrambling some eggs at the end of the season.

 

This Team is a bunch of over-paid Whores. Where are you going to send me Ron???

 

ah shit, then I'm ditching class, anyone want to come along...LMAO...

(I never got those rosy colored glasses, I ordered).

59- I 'bout choked on my coffee, when I saw this:
"Now armed with Troll Auto-Ignore software 2.0 beta !"

 

Beta software sucks, constantly finding bugs and installing patches. Now get me the anti-troll IP GPS locator so I can reverse troll the black panthers, black lives mtters, ISIS and the Pink Pistols with the trolls ID.

 

BTW...toasting all you herren and damen with a cold half liter Paulaner Hefe-Weisbier! Prost! And the Yankees still suck!

 

TONIGHT'S STARTING LINEUP..............


LF - Gardner (260)
CF - Ellsbury (275)
RF - Beltran (297)
C - McCann - 244)
DH - A-Roid (214)
SS - Gregorius (299)
2B - Castro (257)
3B - Headley (254)
1B - Refsnyder (267)

GO YANKEES!!.............................(Yeah right)

 

Just stick to your "principles"- stay home on election day or write in one of your preferred candidates and hopefully they'll be an Islamic refugee camp (top heavy with men of military age, lol) and a BLM field office coming to your neighborhood sometime within the next 4-8 years....maybe sooner if Hillary's boss can speed things up with the help of the Paul Ryans from the "opposition party"....
Lmao, speaking of Ryan, he could be one of the first to get Trumped by his opponent in his August primary.


Send in those clowns...., no, not those....yeah, those, the ones with "principles"....



Oh yeah.....Paul Ryan....and Jeb...and Mitt.....and we all know Ted Cruz will energize Independents and the GOP base...or plain old non-liberal working stiffs.
....oh sure, of course he can....just like he did during the primaries....or was it Kasich? .....bbbut a record number of votes went to some other guy who isn't as "smart" or "stable" or "qualified" as the leaders of France, Mexico, England (lmao @ Cameron), Germany (lmao, vast majority of its citizens are now against ANY further immigration from Islamic countries), China (along with Saudi Arabia absolutely own Hillary and can probably blackmail her over her e-mails which her pal Comey said was possible),...and don't forget those 1-3 SCOTUS seats filled in the next 4 years which will be affecting your children and their children with the help of YOUR "principles"......I guess we get what we deserve.
...bbbut the record number of primary voters was only because there are mmmore people in 2016 than 2012.... bbbbut, I heard the percentage of population growth didn't backup the % increase of the record number of primary voters....wahhhh, whaaaaa, wahhhhhh....lol



Now, shall we get back to the game thread concerning the Yankees? Don't worry, I'll be a good puppy and say Cashman is a jerk, ownership sucks and when are we going great to restore "Yankee Pride"!

 

White Flag? Put on those rose colored pinstriped homerific glasses, grow a pair, stop being a frontrunner part time Yankee fan and do what I do-
Don't be afraid to say:
I hope the Yanks take at least 3/4 or sweep.

No no no....nobody is wagering on any of those possibilities.
Yanks will probably get their butts kicked....and I've already said in the grand scheme of things, it's probably better if they get embarrassed in these upcoming games vs Balt, SF and Houston to help speed up changes.....but remind me to kick your ass out of any foxhole we may find ourselves in.

Lol, all in fun. Jes kiddinaroun

 

...name dropper !

 

Jivin Ivan, caught a lucky break there, if he makes it to the 5th I'll be surprised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Is it me, or everytime the Yanks either score a run, make a catch, get the other team out, get a hit, win a game or get a call from the umpire....its because they're lucky?

Jeez, sure glad they have this much luck- I'd hate to see a Yankee team lose 162 games.

 

Your a lucky man Tote, actually you've worked hard to earn what you have, a toast to Pinstriped Lives Matter...?

where can I get a Troll GPS Locator; the neighborhood Radio Shack says they're all out...

Nova looks like he's taking a nap out there...

 

The no talent jive ass pitcher that Nova has shown to be this year has him consistently on the fault line. As Mary Chapin Carpenter once sang "some days you're the windshield, some says you're the bug. Nova has been squashed many a time this year so every time that asshole escapes a bases loaded jam it's luck. Pity they have to send him out there every 5 days to do 5 innings then leaves with his tail between his legs.

 

Arod HR...will he reach 700 before they release him?