I pretty much have a job as Paul Allen's financial advisor. I just gotta scrape together gas money, and go up there and ask him. Guess I've never mentioned that.... (j/k)
...once you finally move, just be sure to tell everyone you are from Maryland and you will receive a lot less hostility! You've been warned
Truth. We probably wont like you being from maryland either, but if you say youre from cali, youll receive a ton of hate. Most oregonians hate california and all the bullshit they bring.
Lol. Nah, I'd stick with the Native Oregonian slant. If they gave me shit about Rip City, I'd ask how their team is doing. Oh wait, we are their team now....
Don't move to Portland Move to fuckin NJ where you can live the life of luxury We offer high taxes, EPA hazard sites, too many cops, asshole drivers and more immigrants than Trump could endure Just jokin. I hope you move to a class place near and/or in the city.
You visited during some of our best weather. If you want sunshine, don't move here. If you don't mind dreary weather for most of the year, Portland is for you! This could be tricky. Housing right now is at a premium. Difficult to find a place to stay. Start talking to a realtor. There are beautiful women in Portland......... and they all have boyfriends/husbands. This is not going to be ideal for you..... although at least up here they're more impressed if you're riding a bike, compared to in LA where they want you to drive a 60k car.
If you really want to see gorgeous ladies in Oregon, you cant beat the oregon state campus in corvallis. They will probably think youre a creepy old guy though at your age. No offense....
If you really want to meet beautiful women in Portland...take a salsa dancing class, any dance class and join a gym...I prefer the salsa dance class because you get to hold them on a trial basis...also take tennis lessons and check those gals out...you won't meet them if you listen to all these guys who live in their mom's basement and never see the sun
haha the vagrant pictures are so on point. God damn they are everywhere. That and asshole Californians... no offense OP.
Yeah why are there so many homeless people in Portland? That's one thing I noticed while there. I heard there's a big heroin problem up there. Truth or myth? I can't stress enough that I am not Californian. I am from Chevy Chase, MD. I may almost be 34 but there has to be some 28-33 year old good looking women up there. If I wanted to fuck hot young girls I'd stay in LA. Been boning this 25 year old slut the past few weeks, she calls me master and sir and all that real kinky shit. I'm ready to settle down and have a family. Call me old fashioned. So yeah....who has an apartment for rent?
If true I blame california. Did i mention california can go fuck themselves? http://www.oregonlive.com/front-porch/index.ssf/2015/09/no_californians_stickers_being.html
I can't stress enough that you are. Don't move here. Stay the fuck away. But if I happen to see you in person I'll be super friendly to your face. #Portlander
