I'm thinking about getting some hair clippers and cutting my own hair

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  1. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    I think my hair will be man bun length right after it stops being blazingly hot.
     
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    When you wake up in the morning if any hair is sticking out..cut it off...after enough mornings you'll wake up with a haircut one day...if scissors aren't your thing use a Bic lighter
     
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    My wife cuts my hair but I recommend investing in good clippers...(insert Baby Dame gif)
     
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    You're an Injun tho, let that hair free... invest in a brown suede vest and white jeans...
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    Something like this?
    Hot dog hat.jpg
     
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    I'm too fat to pull off the John Redcorn look.
     
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    I feel your pain...
     
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    There are several Bikini Coffee shops in the Portland area, are there any Bikini Barber shops?
     
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    I was thinking about waxing my man parts, but I'm afraid it will make me gay. I also imagine it would hurt like the dickens.
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    manscape bruh, the ladies will appreciate it.
     
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    I have a trimmer specifically for the meat and two veg, however I use a wax kit to clean up better around the base.
     
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    I used a flowbee back in day, cut hair like shit, but detach the clippers and it sucks great for a teen boy looking for a "friend"
     
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    Yeah you gotta clean up the base of the shaft to make it look bigger.
     
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    My bic lighter option won't work as well down there...
     
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    Hahaha the "Man Bun" stuff cracked me up. I just cant rock the look, only time I do a bun is when I get in the pool or the hot tub, and dont want my hair wet. I have not cut my hair in three or four years. The hard part was getting to the point where I could pull it back to a pony tail. Now its a breeze.
     
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    Have someone gay do it for you, you'll accomplish both things...manscaping and answering your fears one way or the other
     
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    Im a cheap ass. Shave my head once every 2 weeks. I recommened a gilette fushion though. I went to harry's for cheap face razors, but ill never trust one on my scalp again after i took an inch long chunk out of the back of my head.
     
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    ...you ever try this one? http://www.headblade.com/
     

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