A guy just successfully jumped from 25,000 ft with no parachute, into a net!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    SlyPokerDog, Jul 31, 2016
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Yippee.
     
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    Let me guess:

    He was not black?

    "Wait what...? You want me to jump outta this perfectly good plane that's NOT on fire?"
     
    dviss1, Jul 31, 2016
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    Blacks lack the redneck gene.

    You can be thankful for that.
     
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    Thankfully, his suicide attempt failed miserably
     
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    No plan B.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I assume he is a perfectly healthy guy. I always wonder why the first person to do stuff like this isn't someone with a terminal brain tumor or something like that.
     
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    MarAzul LongShip

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    He didn't need a tumor.
     
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    I just took a pretty big shit, but I didn't videotape it.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    16 people died in a hot air balloon crash in Texas. No thanks to either for me.
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Who said white men can't jump?
     
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    and land!
     
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    "Hold my beer"
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    FTFY
     
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    That shit is in plastic bottles now.. What has this world come to?
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Lol. That's not something I'd brag about knowing....
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Whoops. You're in Stayton. My bad....:bgrin:
     
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    Walking the mean streets of Stayton, you see a lot of 40 drinkage!
     
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    without a parachute?
     
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