Is anyone doing Hoopla in Salem this weekend?

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    Why would anyone purposely go to salem for anything?
     
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    Ive spent some quality time in salem, and just wasnt impressed......

    Corvallis? Yes. Eugene? Sure. Portland? Usually yeah. Hood river? Hells yes. Bend? Awesome.

    Salem? The suck.
     
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    I'm still not admitting that I live in Salem.
     
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    My mom is friends with the owners of that place. It gets pretty... Colorful... In there.
     
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    Learn to speak Spanish, bang broads, get addicted to meth, become a sureno. Tis the Salem way.
     
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    That's racist.
     
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    Lol. Don't. Just say you live in Keizer or Stayton....


    You, my sir, would catch the humor in my joke then.

    However, honestly, I've found those places to be the best to go to for an evening out. Straight chicks love em. Thumpin' dance music. Friendly, fun atmosphere. As a straight guy, seriously, who is there to compete with me, in meeting women? Lol. Not the gay dudes....
     
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    Lol. I think he ment like a rainbow.....
     
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    I always seperate my laundry by whites and darks! #OwnItCracka
     
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    Cuz people want to visit the Capitol?

    Cuz people want to see the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes (SF Giants short-season A team)?

    Cuz people are going to the Oregon State Fair?

    Cuz people need gas on the way to the beach?

    Cuz people have nothing better to do?

    Cuz they like to visit white-bred towns?

    Cuz people think cigarettes come from there?

    Cuz people think there are witch trials there?

    Cuz people are visiting FAMS in the pen?

    Cuz meth is chizzeap there?
     
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    Shit. I would do the same.

    But I make my wife do that.

    Make her the racist.
     
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    Lol my special lady friend took her top off there, pierced nips and all... I need to hit that lol
     
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    You're like the news anchor that says "the N-word" making us the racist for thinking the actual word!

    (Yes that is a stolen Louis CK bit,
    I take no credit)
     
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    Love LCK. Watched one of his recent performances just last night. Hilarious.

    No credit given, though, aside from liking your post.
     
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    That's some quality entertainment actually for a shitty place like the Salem area. The seats are cheap as hell.
     
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    Saw some eventual World Series Champions go through there. So yeah... Quality (over quantity, FAMS!!).
     
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    I saw Buster one of the few times he was in town to play way back, not knowing who the hell he was gonna become lol
     
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