The Blazer Rap

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  1. Orion Bailey

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    I thought you mean Jacked as in his knees. lol

    Yeah, I posted a comparison of him and Evander Holyfield. You miss that?
     
  2. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    He also invented words when he couldn't think or rhymes.

    Maybe I should do that too...
     
  3. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Oh yeah--forgot about that. Then you should have known what I meant, man! Why you gotta go straight to the negative? You've been arguing with yuyuza too much!
     
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    Well to be fair. I don't know if I have ever heard the word jacked to be used to describe a body building type of body.

    But your right! Damn negativity rubbed off on me, lol.
     
  5. Orion Bailey

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    Anthony Keetis can do it on hit songs, why cant you?
     
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    So did Cab Calloway
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Festus.
    Ezeli.
    Makin 7 milli.
    Block your shot, shut you up, like when he's speaking swahili.
    Looking cut like Evander before a heavyweight fight, L.A paid twice as much to watch Mozgov ride the pine right.
    He'll stare you down, and really put the fear in ya. Steal your ball, you getting scammed like he's a prince from Nigeria.

    That's all I got. I don't rap.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Droppin' in buckets

    Droppin' in dimes

    Time for the dog, to drop in some rhymes.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Sly is my name

    Sly is my game

    RipCityTwo gave me my fame,
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Beat down Warriors, Stomped down the Cavs

    Regular season doubts

    Were straight knocked out.
     
  11. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Do you eat wonder bread?
     
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  12. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Did you eat paint chips as a child?

    No one these days even knows what the hell a paint chip is.
     
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    Sly's got ear mites, worms and fleas
    when he sits on your lap you can feel his disease
    He can't help humping every leg in the house
    With his cowboy hat and Aerosmith blouse
    And the tires on your car will be two toned black
    When he drains his bladder, kinda arches his back
    And the bitch by his side really needs a bath
    Plays poker pretty good for a dog without math
    But we let him hang around and chuckle a bit
    But the carpet still smells like a dog food shit
     
  14. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Ps. If you read this in MF Doom's voice with a MadLib beat playing in the background, it gets better.
     
  15. Orion Bailey

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    Witha wickety wack, time for another bomb attack

    BItches like sly be licken my fly even when full of fleas...
    PLEASE..
    Get some kerosene and burn them bugs clean! I dont care about the smell of burnt hair
    in love and war all is fair!

    Some mutts think they can one up, like DGreen and your nut, but it lacks the funk....
    adelic tricks that make you go lickety split splat. take that. now you look like a rat.
    See what happens when you playin with fire, you lose all desire to keep your nuts away from the fire!!!
    GOD DAMN YOUR FUCKING DIRE!!!

    Thats okay, thinking you got fame, you got game, thinking you can play the big boys way.
    Next Dame concert, im buying you a ticket, so you learn how to trick it, before you think you can just kick it.
    See being hard takes time fool! rappin with class takes time, cool?
    You cant post each line and be smooth, you just look like a tool!!!!

    *Gives hard stare down*
     
  16. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    The Warriors Rap

     
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    She could do the Blazers song.

     
  18. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Dame coming down straight looking for the perfect weapon. In the corner? Down the paint? It's a Smith and Wesson. Tossing burners down the Wire, Olshey signing Turner, like Barksdale bout to light the fire. Leave milk out too long and it curdles. @BigGameDamian answers back with "I LIKE TURTLES"! (That last line is shouted out in chorus.)
     
  19. Chris Craig

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    Did someone hack @riverman ?
     
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    He does on fantasy land.
     
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