A person is climbing Trump Tower in New York City using suction cups.

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  1. The Real Donald

    The Real Donald President Big Mitts

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    Great job today by the NYPD in protecting the people and saving the climber. Next time take the elevator!

    In all seriousness he wouldn't have made it to the top. After 9/11 I saw hundreds of black Muslims trying to climb my tower. I installed pipes on the 66th floor balcony (stiffed the contractors); they'll spout hot soup at a moment's notice. I use it on birds sometimes. Pigeons. Eagles. Mexican window cleaners. Hot chowder! How'd'ya like that?!
     
  2. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Least passionate manifesto ever.

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  3. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    This is what he really looks like . thhuman patrick the starfish.jpg Any moron that cllimbs a building with suction cups belongs to this family
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    He's brooding, brah.

    I'm guessing the very important matter he needs to discuss with Trump has to do with his secret ninja training. He looks like the kind of guy who owns swords.
     
  5. riverman

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    He only proved your tower really sucks
     

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