I sat and pondered the rest of the season, and got so curious about the future I consulted my crystal ball. There are going to be some interesting happenings throughout the league in the upcoming months. Here is a few of them?..Dirk after constant media harassment saying he is too soft, decides to prove them wrong and enters the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship), All really achieved though was proving his detractors right by losing in the first round to a 3 foot Brazilian dance fighter. He suffered season ending injuries to his ankles and shins. - Dallas plummet in the standings. Meanwhile in Phoenix, Amare, Marion and Nash see the UFC on ESPN and get so excited by it they decide to hold their own version in Amare?s back yard. Nash is hurled onto the roof by Marion. When he demanded to be let down, Marion and Amare told him ?not until you say the pledge of allegiance?, Nash the proud Canadian refused and instead recited the movie FARGO verbatim. Nash after spending the night on the roof decides not to pass the ball anymore and PHX proceed to lose most of their remaining games. The other two Super Powers out West had problems of their own. San Antonio was heart broken when Timmy was sent to prison. Timmy had a huge night on the town, and was involved in a bar-room brawl. Eye witnesses say he tried to bank shot the other guy off a wall and out the door, he missed however and threw the guy out a window into traffic. The Rockets lost Yao when He was elected emperor of China, The league refused to move the Rockets to Bei Jeing and so Yao retired. The Lakers go on a 24 game winning streak after Kobe is injured. Sasha explodes for 30.1 ppg in KB24?s absence. Word on the street is that IRA threats caused his great play, but Phil is taking the credit and once again looks like a genius. The Clippers blame Sam I am for their inconsistencies, and ship him off to Charlotte. They soon find out that he was the only reason they were winning and fall to the bottom of the division. Sam in Charlotte cleverly convinces Adam Morrison to shave the stache. Morrison leads the league in scoring for the rest of the season. He says ?the smooth face makes me feel more aerodynamic?. In Denver the Dynamic Duo seemed o get along very well indeed. They combine for a record 66.3ppg. The Nuggets are unstoppable until David Stern decides to ban Cornrows. Both AI and Melo defiantly keep theirs. The league responds by suspending them both indefinitely. Rashard returns from injury in Seattle with a new look ? a Sonic green and yellow afro and 3 nose rings, apparently his mentor during the injury was Denis Rodman. Shard, also began pulling down 16rpg, and led the resurgent Sonics to number 2 seed in the West. The number one seed in the West though went to the surprising Portland Trailblazers, who after team bosses cracked down on marijuana use began playing like absolute champions. Randolph showing shades of the great Hakeem. When asked about the improvement he said ?It wasn?t so much the Chronic that was affecting my play, it was more the snacks after the Chronic? In the East the first seed was closely fought over by the Charlotte Hornets and the Milwaukee Bucks with third and forth places filled by Boston and Detroit. The Bucks were turned around when Australian former gangster ?Chopper Reed? told Bogut to ?harden the F*ck up? ? Bogut shat his jock strap but did just that. The Celtics resurgence was mostly due to Larry Legend leaving Indiana and returning to the Celtics to start at forward. The Celts with Peirce and Bird became very Hard to beat. Larry coming out of retirement inspired M.J to announce ?I?m back???again? ? This time it is in Cleveland, who became unbeatable until M.J and LBJ hit Vegas during a road trip. LBJ has such a great time he becomes a professional gambler and joins the World Poker Tour (WPT) and quits basketballs. M.J comes forward and says ?I have nothing more to achieve in Cleveland? and retires again. The only other thing I will mention (don?t want to ruin the Whole season) is Gilbert Arenas announcing that because of an Allstar snubbing he will drop 50 on EVERY team. No one really cared though, so as a statement of protest the changes his number to -1.I could write more but like I said I don?t want to ruin all the surprises.
LoL, that was pretty good Clangus. I esp. loved the one on Kobe and Sasha. :drunk:Yeah, I agree with BigMo, you should do one on every team.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>The Rockets lost Yao when He was elected emperor of China, The league refused to move the Rockets to Bei Jeing and so Yao retired.</div> LMAO, great job Clangus.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BigMo763 @ Jan 26 2007, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You need to make at least one for every NBA team...</div>I am working on one .....Stay tuned lolProbably tomorrow
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Rashard returns from injury in Seattle with a new look ? a Sonic green and yellow afro and 3 nose rings, apparently his mentor during the injury was Denis Rodman. Shard, also began pulling down 16rpg, and led the resurgent Sonics to number 2 seed in the West.</div> That would be amazing hahaGood work Clangus
<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Good read. Honestly, I didn't laugh nor giggle, but I had a smirk after I read the "Tim Duncan bank shot" part. Keep it coming, mister.</span>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Lefty @ Jan 25 2007, 03:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I quit reading after I saw the Lakers</div>lol, thats when I started reading :happy0144:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>The other two Super Powers out West had problems of their own. San Antonio was heart broken when Timmy was sent to prison. Timmy had a huge night on the town, and was involved in a bar-room brawl. Eye witnesses say he tried to bank shot the other guy off a wall and out the door, he missed however and threw the guy out a window into traffic.</div>This did it for me. :HAHAHA:
LMAO OMFG that was funny, but for real what was the point of this here damn we should make a joke thread waste peoples time reading this crap those who don't want to read bs.
