Pneumoniagate

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  1. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Only reason for that would be to hide her REAL illness.

    It ain't pneumonia.
     
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    I said there are more than the binary barfo possibilities.

    So what is it? They've given us 3 explanations now.

    1. Pollen
    2. Dehydrated
    3. Pneumonia
     
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    That girl can not hold her liquor.
     
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    I have a coworker who tried to use these as proof Hillary's been hiding a horrible sickness.
     
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    Having witnessed the progression of Parkinsons in a relative, I'd guess she has Parkinsons. :dunno:
     
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    I think it's pretty clear she's pregnant.

    And also a zombie.

    barfo
     
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    You really think this is right?

    (I bet you do)
     
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    Pregnant zombie? Yes, there is no other possible explanation.

    barfo
     
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    Clinton's doctor:

    An internist in Mount Kisco, NY, Dr. Lisa Bardack specializes in the primary care of adults through diagnosis and treatment of cross-system illnesses that may affect multiple organic systems.

    Now I'm thinking Bill gave her AIDS.
     
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    Thanks Obamacare!
     
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    Actually probably an acute case of herpes that fucks up her immune system whenever she stresses out is what I was thinking....now we know what makes her turn into Margaret Thatcher we just have to figure out what makes Trump bright orange with lavender circles around his eyes
     
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    LOL!

    Here is a bigger version of it.

    [​IMG]
     
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    What? I don't know shit about inqisitr. I saw the story (which is fucking true) and posted it.
     
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    Balls fool. I don't read that shit.
     
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    Here's another version of Clinton's week:

     
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    I'm just confused. If H-"Dawg" is playing Emporer Palpatine in this scenario, what character is Trump playing in Episodes 1-9?
     
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    Trump is spot on regarding the FED. Shit is going to wild out when rates go up. They are waiting until after the election.
     
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    I give, what's the OTHER explanation? There's only two possibilities, right?
     
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