When I was a kid they only had a few chuck e cheeses. And they were big spots, destinations. Now they just cram one into any mini-mall in the hood. And they get that hood element up in the spot.
Probably not. Sexist. If theres ball pitts there should be ovarie pits and hermaphrodite pitts and balls that identify as ovarie pitts.
Yep. Very likely ill lose my house in the next couple days. My family just left evacuating to the mountains with my dog. Im stuck here thanks to work. Have to shoot bla i mean serve and prote i mean well i cant leave cuz of work.
Damn it's gonna hit that bad huh...looks like you won't have to shoot anybody then, the hurricane will do your job for you
The password is "Florida" Okay this is a place you don't want to go unless visiting a Disney park. If somebody is acting stupid on the news chances are they live here. If you thought Casey Anthony was the craziest bitch here you might be wrong. If you want to get away with murdering somebody, move here.
Whatever happened to the Organ Grinder?! I spent some of my best birthdays there. Somebody told me they turned it into a low rent club or something. The only thing Chuck E. Cheese ever gave me was borderline food poisoning from their cardboard pizza. Hard to believe that's the Atari founder's finally legacy.... well that an a bunch of ET games buried in the fucking desert!
I liked the pizza. But then again I was a kid. Shit was good they had that cornmeal crust...thin crust hawaiian with a pitcher of Cherry Coke. Pole Position Alpine Ski Tron the Skiball games good shit. Turned into an asian buffet for a while. Organ went to Arizona somewhere.
A part of me misses cheap arcade games. I have fond memories of going to get a soda at Wunderland and then playing Tail Gunner till my elbows hurt. There's a retro 80's arcade in Portland somewhere my friends sometimes go to now. They say it cost fifty cents to play Tron! Where the hell is the fun in that!
I think there is one left in Portland at a movoe theater somewhere. And there may be a few arcades in Salem. Yeah. I pretty much lived there as well in middle school.
