Happy Safe Space Halloween

I'm serious

 

:MARIS61:

 

What is rape culture anyway? I've heard Middle Eastern countries have it.

Also is it racist if I dress up like an Indian for halloween?

 

Rape culture is code word for white bro scene.

And yes.

 

I'll just dress up as harambe like Sam Roberts then

 

The Native American kids that come to my house dressed as soldiers will be committing two politically incorrect infractions, reverse racism & promoting violence.

Two negatives make a positive, so I can give them candy. Plus if I do not give them candy, they will poke out my one good pirate eye with their bayonet. Those kids are pretty handy with a knife.

Have you ever tried to say no to a Native American princess? Good luck with that. I better give them candy too, or they will make me run the gauntlet to get into the liquor store.

 

I assume no gender so everyone gets Soy candy which has been shown to lower free testosterone

 

Don't you dress up like an Indian.... every day?

 

I dressed up like a Mexican today.

 

you wore a cheap, oversized suit to work today?

 

Did all your costumes look alike?

 

pretty much. i kind of slap shit together rather than buy a costume whenever possible so they all look handmade

 

Bill Cosby tried using that excuse

 

Jeelllllllllllo!

 

I think I'll modify that sign to say that kids that wear those costumes get full size Snickers or equivalent. Twix, Payday, Butterfinger. Stuff like that, their choice.

If they wear something I don't recognize they can have smarties or some other hard candy.

 

Why? It's not like you need one.

 

Hey you guys!!