Forum Game Preseason Game #5 VS Nuggets Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Chris Craig, Oct 15, 2016.

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Which is the best caption?

Poll closed Oct 18, 2016.

  1. THIS gentlemen, is what my statue outside the Rose Garden is gonna look like... @Dougnsalem

    2 vote(s)
    33.3%

  2. Damian Lillard auditions for the role of Peter Pan. @Chris Craig

    1 vote(s)
    16.7%

  3. And the crowd hushes as he tries the triple lutz followed by the triple axle! HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! @r

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Aminu "I'mma just get back on D ya'll..." @dviss1

    2 vote(s)
    33.3%

  5. Alas poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy... @Eastof

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Aminu "Damn!! I knew Dame was a God, but he has a nice ass too????" @ Orion Bailey

    1 vote(s)
    16.7%
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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Rules: I will post a picture. Everyone gets a chance to post a caption. The captions with the most likes will be put in a poll to vote the winner.

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    Chris Craig, Oct 15, 2016
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    It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Super Dame!
     
    Sedatedfork, Oct 15, 2016
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    Nuggets player #1 "He is a flying, is he an angel?"
    Nugget player #2 " Nah man, Barton told me he was a God"

    Aminu "Damn!! I knew Dame was a God, but he has a nice ass too????"
     
    Orion Bailey, Oct 15, 2016
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    Damian Lillard auditions for the role of Peter Pan
     
    Chris Craig, Oct 15, 2016
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    THIS gentlemen, is what my statue outside the Rose Garden is gonna look like....
     
    Dougnsalem, Oct 15, 2016
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    And the crowd hushes as he tries the incredibly difficult triple lutz following the triple axle!!! HE"S DONE IT AGAIN!!!
     
    riverman, Oct 15, 2016
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Denver Player #1: I don't remember Dame having that much lift?

    Denver Player #2: Damn Colorado Air Density!
     
    ripcityboy, Oct 15, 2016
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    Aminu: "I'mma just get back on D y'all..."
     
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    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
    jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
    thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
    My gorge rises at it.
     
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    Damian, can I please touch your peepee?

    Heeeeelllllll nooooo!
     
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    Poll is up. @riverman @Eastoff @Orion Bailey your captions were all to long to fit in the polls....i did what I could...it only allows so many characters before it won't let me put anymore in. Not sure if @SlyPokerDog or @Denny Crane can fix that?

    Anyways I would advise for those voting to read the captions in full in the thread before voting. Next time write shorter captions please.
     
    Chris Craig, Oct 17, 2016
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    Chris Craig, Oct 18, 2016
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