Yeah, I like your thoughts Though not Haiku, at 4 A.M. It is close enough (Mine didn't make it either....)
Mediocre Man Is just secretly in love With Meyers Leonard The Problem is that He just cant seem to admit Its just a man crush
Zaza is a utter tool Green is an even bigger tool Golden State is a hardware store (Sorry. Not much for the whole 5//7/5 syllable thing.)