Forum Game Caption Contest #7 @ MemphisMemphis

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Chris Craig, Nov 5, 2016.

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Which caption is best?

Poll closed Nov 8, 2016.

  1. "Coach, it's a Vulcan nerve pinch! I saw it on TV!" SlyPokerDog

    3 vote(s)
    42.9%

  2. Jean Claude Van Damme fouls out in 30 seconds in his suprise NBA debut for the Blazers. theprunetang

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  3. I am NOT a 7 foot tall Kelso from That 70's Show! bodyman5000 and 1

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Call me Justin Bieber again, and I'll rip your throat out! Darkwebs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Meyers tries reverse tweaking Sedatedfork

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%

  6. That's right..I farted and your staying right here and getting a nose full! riverman

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Rules: I'll post a picture. Everyone gets a chance to post a caption. The captions with the most likes will get placed in a poll to select a winner.

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    Chris Craig, Nov 5, 2016
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  2. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Jean Claude Van Damme fouls out in 30 seconds during his surprise NBA debut for the Blazers.
     
    theprunetang, Nov 5, 2016
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  3. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I am NOT a seven foot tall Kelso from 70s show.
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Nov 5, 2016
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  4. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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  5. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Meyers Leonard gives Tony Allen a free spinal adjustment
     
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  6. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Something something chiropractor something
     
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    Darkwebs Awakened to emptiness Staff Member Moderator

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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Tony Allen as Forrest gump. Meyers Leonard as Lt Dan.
     
    Eastoff, Nov 5, 2016
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    gatorpops Allen Crabb hits winning shot on Nov24 vs Blazers

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    "Bullshit! What foul?!"
     
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    This is what I did to your mom!
     
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  12. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    "Coach, it's a Vulcan nerve pinch! I saw it on TV!"
     
    SlyPokerDog, Nov 5, 2016
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  13. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Keep clenching. The colon spasm will pass.
     
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    SheedSoNasty Well-Known Member

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    Now, you're going to feel a little prick.
     
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    I learned this one on vulcan...

    Edit: damn it sly. read then post.
     
    rasheedfan2005, Nov 6, 2016
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Myers tries reverse twerking
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    *SNAP YO FINGERS SNAP YO NECK!!!!*
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    My thoughts to your thoughts.
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    That's right..I farted and you're staying right here and getting a nose full!
     
    riverman, Nov 6, 2016
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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