Porn websites in the UK will be banned from showing a huge range of sex acts under proposed new law

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    A new bill will if successful ban huge swaths of sex acts from UK porn.

    The Digital Economy Bill looks to ban anything that wouldn’t be allowed on a commercially available DVD. That seems to limit adult content in a number of ways, banning things including female ejaculation and the sight of menstrual blood from all pornographic videos.

    While there are no strict guidelines as to what acts and images can’t be shown on commercial DVDs, adult film producers have found that they have had to cut almost all kinds of non-conventional videos from their films.

    Such restrictions include the “four-finger rule”, for instance, which limits the number of digits that can be placed into any orifice while on video.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...t-adult-uk-digital-economy-bill-a7433551.html
     
  2. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    How soon will it take effect? I sure feel sorry for British fans of the Aristocrats...
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Just what the world needs more of. Authoritarianism.
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Hahaha!
    This is why we came to the new world.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Does the 4 finger rule apply to actors with very small hands? The president-elect has a friend, John Barron, that wants to know.

    barfo
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    This would be a deal breaker for me. That's a ridiculous amount of censorship.
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Nobody's going to tell me I can't watch the dog-fisting-mensy-ejac clips that Sly sends me.
     
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    Wow, looking at the similar threads list below I post a lot about porn.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Ummm, does the 4 finger rule accidentally ban black guys?
     
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    Brits fear everything.
     
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    Especially orthodontists.
     
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    John Cleese and Eric Idle are not going to be happy about this!
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Remember when Womens Lib started in 1970, and lesbians wanted pornography ended? Soon, dirty pictures started including lesbians. Immediately, lesbian opposition to dirty pictures stopped. You guys remember this, right?

    You guys remember, don't you, that it was a big Religious Right issue in the 70s, and that Tom Snyder laughed on his show and defended dirty pictures. So they destroyed his career. Suddenly one night when Reagan was taking over, his show was replaced by the apolitical, meaningless David Letterman. It was a big surprise for those of us who stayed awake after Johnny Carson.

    I mean, all this history is never purged from Wikipedia, so the political memories won't die with my generation, right?
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    This. It's fucking pathetic. Anyone who watched Top Gear while James, Jeremy, and Richard were at the helm knows just how bad their laws are from their "News" segment that they used to do. They are super PC and Nanny about EVERYTHING.

    Imagine the anal-security at the Rose Garden....except in your every-day life. That bad.

    I don't know how the fuck the people put up with this shit.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    This is why shows like Black Mirror are so good. The UK lack of freedom or something .

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    If I couldn't watch German scat bukkake... idk what I'd do!
     
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    First the UK took away everyone’s guns. Now the UK is taking away porn. Need I say more?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Wow, first they came for their orthodontists.
    Then they came for their guns.
    Now it is porn.

    What is next?
     
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