Damn, Evan Turner has a killer house in Portland

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  1. yenniedn

    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    Very true...that same house and location here in CA would be way more than $3.15M.
     
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    Judging from the half-empty wine cellar, the previous owner must have been Greg Oden. Fitting that it sold for half price. Honk once.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Why does it remind me of Bojack Horseman's house?
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    super nice, wow. impressed.
     
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    That is just sick. he's posted stories on IG of that same view.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Or someone came over and drank like a fish.
     
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    Well it would probably cost close to $1.5M in such location in such standard in Krakow where I live, and you would expect there to be a huge difference in price between Krakow and the US.
     
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    Stalker alert! :)
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    :biglaugh:
     
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    Dame...
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Totally, he better leave me alone!
     
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    That View!!!
     
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    The MF has Australia in his kitchen... That's not an Island, that's a CONTINENT.

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    My parents just bought their retirement home in PHX....their island is similar. I literally can't stand on the side and reach the middle, and I'm a 6'1" dude who doesn't have Bayless arms. I asked her how she ever cleans it, and she pulls out a stick with pincers and a rag to wipe it down. #firstworldproblems

    (Though in the spirit of salary-telling, my mom doesn't make 18.2M a year)
     
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    Ok but would you trade her for Batum?
     
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    I tell you guys. I still don't know how free agents stomach living here. The joy of modern living are beyond them in this hell hole!
     
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    I already mentioned this.

    He needs to pay his maids more though. They leave trash outside on his sidewalk for weeks at a time.

    Used to live just down the street from him. Downtown near the college.
     

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