NBA's Meyers Leonard Courted By Raptors Coach ... In Bev Hills Meeting

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  1. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Notice how his hair is wavy but Leonard's is straight and greased? Notice how his sharp jaw is narrow, but the top of his head expands outward like a bright light bulb? While Leonard's head is a dim oval-shaped Christmas light, suitable for sitting on the bench 24 hours a day at 5 watts. Wait, my fans have only seen curlycue-shaped light bulbs their whole lives. Hmm.

    Now that I examine both pictures, why is his head emanating a saint-like aura? Did this West Hollywood imposter come down from Heaven? Is this God's gift to women (and give a shoutout to gay men, to be staid and proper)? The pictures bear a semblance to great torture war paintings of Europe vs. the world. Good thing that those are all ended.

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    jlprk, Jul 2, 2016
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    AquaXI Well-Known Member

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    Good luck with free community medical and college, by the way tax on that is 80% of yo salary hehehe!
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I was going to say that.
     
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    And we have heard of who courting Meyers?
     
    Schilly, Jul 2, 2016
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  5. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    So...WTF?

    Has some team offered The Real Meyers Leonard? Or not?
     
    BBert, Jul 2, 2016
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    Meyers may just sign the QO, he is hurt.
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Jul 2, 2016
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    That's the only scenario where I think I'd be pleased to see him come back to Portland.
     
    Nikolokolus, Jul 2, 2016
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    Good for Meyers......
     
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    Meyers looks like he's put on some weight. That's not a bad thing.
     
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    Has he signed somewhere yet?
     
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    Uh that's not Meyers....run
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    He still looks like a goofy kid.
     
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    Trade him to Toronto for nothing!
     
    Sinobas, Dec 10, 2016
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    They do need a backup C. Maybe we could get their 1st
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    'Tis the season to bump old threads, fa la la la la, la la la la.
     
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    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    god damnit, we were so close to just being rid of him.

    lost opportunities.

    he'd be an allstar on the Subtraction By Addition team tho.
     
    BlayZa, Dec 10, 2016
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  19. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Good point. We now suck so much that if we had gotten rid of him, his name, with a negative sign in front of it, would now be the best player on our roster.

    (It's a thinking man's joke. You gotta be good at arithmetic.)
     
    jlprk, Dec 11, 2016
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    I don't think it will be easy to sell him to anyone without giving up on our pick in the process, he's been this bad.
     
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