Forensics conclude Obama Birth Cert is fake.

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Come on, even Trump has given that up. Obama is out in a month, this is fucking ridiculous.
     
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  2. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    No forensics lab could survive if bias is suspected, so no.
     
  3. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Moon landing was real and no there were not flying saucers lined up on the shelf

    JFK was assasinated as a result of a conspiracy, probably involving the CIA. There were at least two shooters that day. Lee Harvey Oswald was killed to cover up said conspiracy.

    At Roswell, a prototype jet, built by the government, crashed, and was quickly covered up.

    Area 51 also known as Dreamland is a government base where scientists are using unlimited funding to advance technology and devise new weapons and stealth planes, etc.

    No, the world is not really flat

    Chemtrails are simply trails of condensation left by the hot air ejected by plane engines meeting with the cold air in the atmosphere. Nothing to be afraid of.
     
  4. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    You didn't properly use the spoiler alert. Now, I am not going to watch those episodes.
     
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  5. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    You think forlabs from Italy has an agenda? Interesting.

    I thought the same thing.
     
  6. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I didn't know about the chem trails thingy. Question... in the Antelope Valley, where I live, I've seen those trails from launch. I wonder if those were different.
     
  7. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You mean takeoff? Or are talking about a rocket? In an airplane even as it takes off water vapor escapes from its exhaust and condensates to form a cloud trail or contrail
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Cool. Just wanted to make sure I knew what to tell the crazy wackos in my neck of the woods. I knew they would respond with that question.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    And for laughs. Check this shit out! I still can't believe people seriously think the world is flat! Hahaha

     
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    so the claim is, we all have not learned to adjust our lenses or tune up our eyes at birth, so everything looks rounded? just a guess....
     
  11. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Whatever their guess, they are fucking idiots! Hahaha
     
  12. Chris Craig

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    Yeah, usually you will see a trail when the plane gets to a higher altitude, but if conditions are right, you can see it after takeoff
     
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    I think you mean contrails, not chemtrails.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    We are talking about Sheriff Joe here, so I think it would be slug trails.

    barfo
     
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    A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink." So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar bill. Well, now the bartender is just at a loss for words. He can't believe that a gorilla walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and then actually had a twenty-dollar bill to pay for it.

    So, in amazement, he takes the twenty and walks to the cash register to make the change. While he's standing in front of the cash register he stops for a second and thinks to himself, "Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything."

    So he walks back over to the gorilla and hands him a dollar change. The gorilla doesn't say anything, he just sits there sipping the martini. After a few minutes the bartender just can't take it anymore.

    "You know," he says to the gorilla, "we don't get too many gorillas in here."

    And the gorilla says, "At nineteen dollars a drink I'm not surprised."
     
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  16. Chris Craig

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    Yeah
     
  17. Chris Craig

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    A man walks into a bar and orders ten shots of whiskey and tells the bartender to line them up in a row. He then takes the shots one after the next in quick succession. Bam! Bam! Bam!...until they are all empty.

    The bartender is astonished and says to the man, "You drank the hell out of those!" The man looks up at the bartender and says, "You would've drank 'em fast too if you had what I have!"
    The bartender asks, What's that?"
    The man says, "Fifty cents."
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    And don't forget juice boxes and soy milk make you gay!
     
  19. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Duh!

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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Totally! That's why I send my kids to school with a can of Coors Light
     
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