Merry Christmas to all you spare/broken parts who collectively form this Frankenstein of a sports fan board that pays for Denny Crane's Subterranean Estate deep below a nondescript island in Lake Michigan. Enjoy the good times with friends and family, but don't drive if you're drunk or high and if you drive watch out for the ones who are.
Has anyone had the experience of wishing someone something like "happy holidays" only to get a frown and the response "you mean, MERRY CHRISTMAS!"? This happened to my wife the other day. (You Portlanders are probably insulated from this kind of thing.) There's nothing that makes you merrier than forced merriment!
Saying Merry Christmas to people out in the open feels like a secret handshake almost. When someone says it back you're like "ya....right on! You in da club..." then when some dip shit comes back with "happy holidays" you know... hes some leftist cuck not wanting to "offend". MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS.
I say happy holidays because not everyone celebrates Christmas and I want to be accurate in wishing them good tidings. So merry Christmas and happy holidays to you all!
I say happy Chinese new year to everyone but I don't need to be a Buddhist or Taoist to say it...I celebrate any holiday that doesn't tell me to stop doing stuff
I dont say merry christmas or happy holidays. I tell everyone to go fuck themselves because it's clearly less offensive.