Event Forum Pre-GAME Meet up #1: RAPTORS @ BLAZERS - DECEMBER 26, 2016 - MONDAY, 5:00 PM, Dr Jack's

BTW, I have a hard time being called a "cheap date" by anyone that licks his own genitalia for "fun" or "cleanliness".

Or, at all, really.

 

So it looks like today made it clear that our tiny line-up doesn't work anymore. Was successful last year, definitely, but teams adjusted to it quite well.

2 options. CJ off the bench with a real two-guard in the starting line-up or try to trade CJ. If we send him to Philly for Noel + their pick + Sacramento pick + the Lakers pick, who says no?

 

I'm glad to see they provided adult supervision for you guys too. I was kinda concerned.....

 

Now that was a LOT of fun! I mean really guys, that was such a great time! It was nice to put some faces to monikers. Great job getting pics @Orion Bailey! OMG @Chris Craig your energy on free throws... If we could bottle that shit up we could get off of foreign oil!

Fuck it, I'll own it. I forgot the moniker of the gentleman who gave myself and @theprunetang rides home. Thank you very much! My lady thanks you as well.

Cut me some slack. Vanderpool's kid's ball threw me off lol.

 

When has he ever been well?

I'll tell ya what tho, Billy Kennedy invented a few bullshit calls...

 

Wait what? CJ to Philly instead of Crabbe who laid a fucking egg tonight?

CJ killed tonight while playing decent D.

Just look at Crabbe's line while getting starter's minutes and some of y'all think he's ready for prime time... We shoulda let that albatross of a contract be Brooklyn's problem.

 

Get the picks out of Philly's hands. For Crabbe we won't get anything back. You can later flip those picks for some established players. The famous "asset aquisitions"

 

Come on guys!!!! Stop pulling an Allen Crabbe. Feet BEHIND the line.

Buzzed? Lmao Blazing Giant was wasted and I barely recognized him because he went all Fabio Meyers Leonard on us with the hair.

 

I have a bunch more pics and some vids , I will try to get loaded tonight.

I see its an easy way to get tons of likes. HAHAHA

 

I'm only trading CJ for a pick that could net us Josh Jackson.

 

What's with all the jump-shot free throws and foot-on-the-line three-pointers? Which schools did you guys play your college ball at anyway?

 

Whatever....you would if you could.

 

Good to see you guys again. Sorry I had to miss the shoot around. At least this way I can still claim I can shoot a basketball, and no one can call bullshit.

 

My guess is PHI says no. But who knows - they haven't really done anything with all the picks they've had over the years, so getting a known commodity might be enticing. Personally, I think this would be a great haul for us. We'd have 5 picks to work with on draft day, which should be enough to allow us to make a couple of additional roster-balancing/strengthening trades and pick up a rookie or two to restock some cheap contracts.

 

I have always wanted to waddle around and brick shots on the court. Maybe next time!
Looks like everyone had a good time.

Questions for the group that went - Who was the best shooter? Who has mad skills? How long did you get to be on the court? Is there time for a quick shooting contest?

 

We could have probably had time for a game of horse or something. Id say we were on the court for aprox a half hour?

Bones, def has some handles and spin moves getting to the hoop and has a decent outside shot.
King had a decent outside shot. Dviss was swishing them left and right from the corner
and the rest of us? I think I hit the rim twice. I tried a lazy spin move to the hoop and almost fell on my face...
Chris Craig is a little hustler too.

I'm sure I missed a few as I was trying to get a picture of everyone shooting.