it's a skillset I have mastered, many have tried and failed...I challenge no one..they seek me out....but I don't do tequila....if you can see the bottom of the glass through the booze, I won't drink it
Close but that was a giant fail! Should have went with... I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of drinking skills; drinking skills I have acquired over a very long career of drinking. Drinking skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you agree that I am the better drinker that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will drink you under the table.
I didn't want offend anyone with a severe inferiority complex, so I opted for the Will Rogers version, although the Mark Twain is so much more descriptive!
So, you drink a couple kinds of beer, red wine, and blended ladies' drinks. Yeah, I'm scurred of your abilities.
Try it now. I've never touched my settings. Sly always tries to touch my "settings", but I have to keep blocking him.
I drink brandy, scotch, jameson, guinness, amber beers or darker homebrews but don't come at me with those candy assed desert wines or gin and tonics or bud lites...skinless wine is for wimps!
I've only messed with someone's settings once. I had sent them a fairly friendly PM about not posting personal insults, they told me to fuck off and then went in and turned off Private Messages. I laughed.
The only challenge I felt riverman issued was something about trying to have another child (his words: not if I had made it.....that person hasn't been born yet). At riverman's age (no disrespect, riverman), that could be a challenge, and one I would welcome.
