Blazers are sending rookie Jake Layman on a D-League assignment with the Windy City Bulls

Now I know you're DB Cooper!

 

Those jlprk D league game threads were classics....top shelf....had it all....dynamics...astute commentary...laughter....everything you never find in a Blazer game thread!!!! At least I can say I was there!

 

I use them to remind myself that sleep is amazing.

 

I don't want to know about your addiction to barbituates but hope you sort it out!

 

Sly! Did you hear that, Sly!
Ban this man!

 

I miss the good old days when I would set my alarm to wake up right before the D-League game, knowing that my fans here were waiting.

Just like after ESPN banned Gramps so I took over the predictions game. I had no TV, same now, and free live semi-legal internet games like I watch now weren't available. So I followed the changing box score online, typed the numbers into my spreadsheet right before the game ended, then the game ended. As fast as I could, I typed in stats from the last seconds like the last basket or rebound, sorted the prediction participants by how they ranked, and posted the beautiful straight columns within 5 minutes of the game ending. I really had it down. When the pimply teenage moderator wiped out months of my posts including predictions posts, it was lost online, though game results are still in my old hard drive. Including my posts at the ends of seasons with how everyone ranked for the whole season, etc.

Alas, my fans hunger for my D-League threads now, but I can no longer satisfy them. Younger, inferior talent must arise to supplant the stars of old. While your movies and music may suck, I wish the best in your continuing endeavor to perpetuate the high standards we elder stars created in Hollywood. And when you have to set your damned alarm clock to wake up for a D-League game, always remember...That's Showbiz!

 

I swear, if HCP starts making threads for The Snake's games, there is nowhere you'll be able to hide. Not even Point Roberts.

 

You know the area. They gentrified Fairhaven and keep trying in Birch Bay, but they can't. So uh...why don't you and Riverman do a D-League thread? Try it, you'll like it. If you tell me in advance, I'll concurrently post my deep insights gathered from the online boxscore.

 

I can't tell if @jlprk is a genius, or if he has dementia.

 

I learned to not volunteer for anything....ask me to help you move, I break mirrors....my shallow male word quota has been used up since the election...old gray matter technology storage unit doesn't hold a charge as long anymore but if I could conquer my OT habit which is like tobacco use...bitter, bad for health but is like starting a fire in the upper diaphragm, I would attend as many as possible....I quit the nasty tobacco habit after years of struggle...OT is my next challenge..wish me well! I think we need a youth movement....maybe Spud would be up to the challenge?

 

both....but being a vampire, the dementia only occurs in the daylight

 

jlprk provides fascinating insights into how America used to exist, might have existed in an alternate reality or will exist in the far future.

 

The Man in the High Castle?

 

Why isnt connaughton with them, or did everyone realize he's not even worth the time?

 

Hahaha I didn't even remember he was on the team..... WTF is he even doing on our roster?