‘Pour yourself a little Trump vodka and call White House Inc. today!’

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Bernie Sanders Just Did Something Amazing After Trump Shut Down W.H. Comment Line

    Donald Trump has decided to disconnect the White House’s long-standing public comment line. Apparently, the new people in town do not want to hear what their public has to say, but Bernie Sanders’ digital team has ridden in to save the day. The team’s counter-move is brilliant.


    When callers reach the White House, they do not get a live person. Instead, they hear one of those irritating recorded messages, according to LA Times. This one tells to callers go to Facebook…what? Would that be Donald Trump’s personal Facebook page or the White House page? Unfortunately, neither is operational.


    After Trump put his hand to Bibles, it has become ever more difficult to reach someone at the White House. At first, a press assistant said the reason was the new people were “still learning how to work” their computers, but that was just an excuse.

    Leave it to Independent Sanders’s associates to discover the loophole U.S. citizens can step through to reach their new leader. Revolutionary Messaging managed the Vermont senator’s press and online fundraising, and last year they have launched WhiteHouseInc.org.

    The way it works is that people enter their email and phone number. That takes them immediately to a random Trump-owned property anywhere in the world. WhiteHouseInc’s web page reads:

    ‘You may be asked to make a reservation or a tee-time, but tell management that until Trump steps away from his businesses for real, their property is no different from the Oval Office and you want to talk about the issues that matter most.’

    Sanders’ digital team wants this to be a pleasant experience, so the site suggests with dry wit that people:

    ‘Pour yourself a little Trump vodka and call White House Inc. today!’

    After all, why shouldn’t people be able to call the man who works for them? The site continues:

    ‘Does Trump’s active control of his hotels, resorts and golf courses create an unethical and potentially catastrophic opportunity for abuse of power? Probably…okay, definitely.’

    Then the site explains how the magic telephone entrance to Trump works:

    ‘But ol’ Trump has a method to his madness. By not divesting himself from his businesses, he’s actually creating satellite White Houses all over the world…Foreign leaders and Wall Street executives know that if they want to reach out to our President, they can just connect with his business associates. Now the American people have a direct line to Trump too.’

    If a person cannot think of what to talk about, the site has a list of topics to discuss with the new president. Some of them are: building the wall between Mexico and the U.S., repealing Obamacare, and solving the student loan debt crisis, among others.

    http://bipartisanreport.com/2017/01...azing-after-trump-shut-down-w-h-comment-line/

     
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    Instead of a comment line the White House should have a forum.

    @Denny Crane lets grab WhiteHouse2.com and set it for them! Should we set it up on our own server or ask to use one of the NSA's?
     
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    Obama never listened to my comments nor did he ever respond to them.

    Trump listened to all Real Americans and has shown in his first week that he heard us loud and clear and much to the MIC's surprise, is fulfilling his promises at a rate never seen in the history of politics.

    In 8 years Obama never fulfilled even one campaign promise.
     
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    I thought it over and if Denny decides to go with WhiteHouse2.com we're going to make you a mod. Think of it as an internet ambassadorship!
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    "Brilliant," lol.

    Brilliant was the Clinton staffers stealing all the Ws from the computer keyboards.
     
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    Can confirm. Put my coworkers info into this site and moments later, a 414 number called her. This is the same coworker that I got to google "figging" the other day. If you'd like me to pull any other quick ones on her, please let me know.
     
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