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  1. MarAzul

    MarAzul LongShip

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  2. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Well, there haven't been laws made going against us, so we have that going for us.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Obama is going to send jack-booted thugs take your penis away.

    barfo
     
  4. MarAzul

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    He didn't get the guns.
    So Jack booted thugs are out of reach for Barry.
     
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    does not compute. all chicks are wackjobs
     
  6. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    Nobody ever said Sly isn't a chump.
     
  7. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I've been told I wouldn't miss it.
     
  8. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Just get an Oculus Rift and get some VR porn, problem solved until sex robots become a thing.
     
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    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    'christiany' ugh

    as far as you getting under the hood, you may need a ring first.
     
  10. MickZagger

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    I admire internet tough guys. Its pretty calculated to say stuff to someone on the internet that you'd never say to their face.
     
  11. MickZagger

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    Chicks at the gym are weird. Kinda guarded. I have pulled out of the gym before, but its rare. Water fountain banter is a good way to break the ice. Never go in during a set.

    You're buddy is probably feeding you lines though if he says he bangs married milfs there on the reg.
     
  12. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    You think all christian girls wait it out til marriage?
     
  13. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Nice game, good sir.
     
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    Meh. I don't get what you're saying. So, not sure why you're calling me an "internet tough guy". I talk bullshit with Sly all the time. On here and to his face. Sly's a great dude.

    Someone is wound tight - you need to get laid brah.
     
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    Sounds like a chick I dated once. Was all about making out but did not want to have sex. Had gone in for the kill on dates four and five to no avail and could not figure it out. Was supposed to go to a concert with her for date six when she emails me an hour before picking her up. Tells me she has HPV and does not want to date anymore.

    I was much better at asking about STD's after that.
     
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  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    True

    Not true

    I'm the greatest dude!
     
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  17. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    Venice is sweet. Stopped thru there earlier today after spending the past few days in Oceanside. Love it for a long weekend, short vacays.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    should have hit me up bro i'm like 10 min away
     
  19. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    FTFY.
     
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  20. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    I know. Family vacay tho, so I wouldn't do that to you.
     
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