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  1. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I'd like to think that in an online dating world (were I to suddenly become widowed, for example), I'd be a desirable commodity because I'm stable, respectful, and shown that I can make a commitment. But I'd probably be in for a rude awakening if I actually had to test my theory, based on precisely what you said.

    Just glad I don't have to worry about that.
     
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  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    It's like trying to apply for a job now. You have to look really good on paper.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Oh, its horrible. I was out with a girl and asked to see her Tinder, she had like 500 matches, like 20 messages per day of guys just writing "Hi, How are you doing?"
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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  5. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Whatev--still glad I don't have to deal with that.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    The thing is, if you hook the girl on Tinder, its a pretty easy pathway to sex. Don't have to spend a lot either, they know what Tinders all about.
     
  7. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    You forgot about that paper bro. Once girls get to like 25 they dont want to be with a poor jackass. The girls that are left are the nasty ones that may look alright but have had sex with their entire high school football team.

    Also, girls that are 30 and still on those apps.....there is often something wrong with them. Either they are way too emotional, crazy, or have the herps.
     
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    You'd be surprised, in LA money doesn't matter all that much. Hot girls will sleep with broke ass bartenders, all you need here is an interesting edge to you. A lot of people here have really low key money, its hard to tell to be honest. Its a hookup app. Maybe on OK Cupid or some other shit, they're looking for money, but for the most part they are looking for Chad Thundercock.

    Also, people here don't get married or are in relationships. When they do they move to Orange County or the Valley or some shit like that.
     
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    My buddy lives in seattle and is on tinder, ok cupid, match and so on. He gets laid pretty easily. But omg, those chicks are certifiably crazy. One of them tried to tell him she was pregnant cause he banged her withoutna condom. And admitted later she was just saying that so he wouldnt stop seeing her (after she went psycho and we all got a laugh from reading the texts).
     
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    How many dates did Putin and Trump have before they had sex?
     
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    I thought Mick Zagger was already serious with some tatted up chick?!
     
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    Can I borrow ur photos
     
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    you missed the most important part.....$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...Donald Trump has never been in shape in his life
     
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    Trump is the healthiest man ever elected president.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    What if you look like you're of questionable ethnic background, only 6 feet, and overweight?
     
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    You dwell in your basement scouring porn and farmers only.

    :cheers:
     
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    When you mutually agree. Could be first date or 100th. Or never.

    Enthusiastic consent. Nothing less.
     
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    Plenty of Fish, yo. Or hit the bars. Much easier.
     
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    you are right. i tried tinder for lulz a while back. for more luls i right swiped every female withing i 15 mile radius because it only said anything if you right swiped eachother. i waited a solid month and got nothing. i mean i know im fat, but fuck. i didnt know 30 year old dudes that own a house 2 trucks, a dog, have an amazing credit score, enjoy cooking and cleaning, have a good job with benefits and a retirement, and dont have any children with other women werent as important as pictures of 6 pack abs and a metro smile. they dont know a thing about you, it's pure lust. and then they wonder why they end up single moms with dead beat model looking ex's. i just laugh at this point. women are stupid creatures and they deserve what they are doing to themselves.
     
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