Exclusive I am submitting my book to be published

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    A precise summary
     
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    And who is this Steve character you speak of?
     
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    You never heard of Steve King? You must live under castle rock.
     
  4. Nate

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    I live in the gangbang sewer.
     
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    I have a summer home there, cheap property taxes, and the water sports are great.
     
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    Do any of you read the writing prompts on reddit? Some of the replies are really good. I know one is even being turned into a movie. Read the prompt, click the thread, enjoy!

    https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/top/





     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    We should sue.

    barfo
     
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    Good luck, partner!
     
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    Can we get a taste?
     
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    Hey Chris - I have had 17 books published. If you need any help with contracts, or info about the tough publishing biz, shoot me a DM. My stuff is non-fiction, so it's a bit different, but still relevant.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Sure
     
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    Wishing you the best of success. :cheers:
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Black Box


    They tore the black box from

    my skull


    The found the wreckage finally

    at the bottom of my stomach


    Sunken in the ocean

    of my grief


    Your death is stuck on repeat

    they won't stop watching


    I can hear the screams of my adult self


    The child inside me

    is a blind mute

    with no face

    just skin


    You can see me

    through your dead

    eyes


    Your noose laughs at me

    The lasso of it

    treats your death like a

    rodeo


    Then I stand over

    your cut down body

    turning blue

    smoke a cigarette

    and tear at my tongue

    to stop the screaming
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I Too Have Died



    Hemingway too walked into the sunset

    He took an alloy pill

    for his aliment

    witnessed cacophonous poetry


    Crane dived into the ocean of

    his soul

    Swam for his dreams

    always a breast stroke away


    Woolf filled her pockets

    with demons

    took them with her

    to the peaceful river bed

    where salmon

    go to church on Sunday


    Plath

    Breathed the poisonous fumes

    of dinners hot companion

    gassy LSD

    whose only hallucinations are reality

    and pot roast


    Thompson got to old

    "counselor"

    "This wont hurt"

    I wish he'd stop bitching
     
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  15. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Reverse Cancer


    The chemicals

    seep slowly

    Crawling from the deep crevices of your alveoli

    Out of your singed bronchi

    Snake up your trachea

    in wisps of dark grey


    You exhale fifty years’ worth

    plumes of necrotic smoke

    Your lips part

    Slowly at first

    Then unhinge with your jaw

    as the great form issues outward

    like a demon escaping from your depths

    into the tube

    Where the cigarette

    and you

    become whole again
     
  16. Chris Craig

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    The above are three poems out of my book.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    They all float down there
     
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    1. You should write some poetry about dogs. Preferably playing poker.

    2. Why aren't you winning the caption contest? You're a very good writer.
     
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    I think you may be an F person working withing your character type and strength set. Very good.
    How did you find your publisher?
    Did he give you an estimate of the projected number of sales?
    Did it cost you to get it published?

    If you prefer not to answer, understood.
     
  20. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    For my Poetry Book. I'm still shopping it. Haven't gotten that far with it yet. I can tell you I am looking at publishers who aren't going to charge me to publish it out of pocket. I just got to make sure I don't screwed on the back end.

    My first book didn't go all to well. I signed with a publisher where I had to do all of the marketing. I was young and I struggled with it. I am trying to find one that can help with some of that this time around.
     
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