Crabbe's girlfriend wont see him again after using Walmart brand pasta

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  1. riverman

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    Now I understand why he seems so tired during games...I wouldn't get any sleep at all in his shoes
     
    riverman, Feb 27, 2017
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    Honestly, he got paid and then he got THAT. Who gives a fuck about career goals. More power to him.
     
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    That booty is about to escape.

    I'd lay off the pasta too.
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Feb 27, 2017
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Or out of them
     
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    I've seen you say "start Leonard" many many times. Not going to see a ton of credibility from me, at least.
     
    Shaboid, Feb 27, 2017
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    Standard gold digging bytch. He should find himself a fatty who still had a 6-8 face. They exist. And they are the best.
     
    rasheedfan2005, Feb 27, 2017
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    We've all been to Walmart
     
    riverman, Feb 27, 2017
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    After how many dates should I expect to have coitus with a fat girl I met at Walmart?
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Feb 27, 2017
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    two but you spit out the seeds before you start...should take 45 seconds to eat the dates
     
    riverman, Feb 27, 2017
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    Just take this quote from coaching great Phil Jackson:

    "Judge a player not by their doings on the court, but their actions on twitter."
     
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    6 to 8 on the 10 scale. not out of 100.

    i've never understood the rail thin barbie doll look.
     
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    First, he needs to put away the phone. Then take her upstairs to the bedroom and come out several hours later exhausted!
     
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    Sex at a Walmart? Isn't that how you and Mrs Homer met?
     
    SlyPokerDog, Feb 27, 2017
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    Canadian Tire.
     
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    What's better? To start Vonleh who doesn't really give us anything? Leonard next to Nurkic could be effective and I still like what he brings to the table
     
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    If I was the coach our starters would be Dame, CJ, Turner, Leonard, Nurkic with Napier as the backup in the backcourt, Crabbe the backup SF, Aminu the backup 4, Harkless playing some backup 3 and some backup 4 and Davis as the backup C.
     
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