Uncle Cliffy in the Hospital.

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  1. Haakzilla

    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    ...impossible! The mythical reefer madness OD :smiley-195517897341
     
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  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Well, if anyone has the money to try to get the dog healthy, it's the dude who just signed for $9 million per year.
     
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    WillG Well-Known Member

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    Get well Uncle Cliffy!

    Hopefully nothin' that Nurse Mary Jane can't fix.
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Just saw where Uncle Cliffy sent out a statement. Looks like he had a minor brain hemorrhage and is doing better. Don't know how that could be "minor" though. :)
     
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  5. Chris Craig

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    Uncle Cliffy has updated fans with the news that he suffered a minor brain hemmorhage and is in the process of recovery.
     
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  6. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Just beat me to it
     
  7. Nate

    Nate #itsokaytobewhite #wakandaforever BANNED

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    I wish I was 7 feet tall so I could suck massive horse cock at basketball, and get paid tens of millions of dollars.

    This is discrimination I tell you. I shouldn't have to be 7 feet tall to get paid by the blazers.

    I'm suing.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Thanks for the update.
     
  9. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I am not sure they are required to 'suck massive horse cock' to get paid. I am sure the players union would have something to say. Though Silver would undoubtedly be ok with it.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Get well Cliff.. You are still a shining light. AmWThvw.jpg
     
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    So did he suffer a stroke or can a hemorrhage occur without one?
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    PG's aren't 7'.

    I'm guessing you don't have the handles required. :dunno:
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Portuguese Gnomes?
     
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  16. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Hell, Crabbe is 7" shorter than Meyers and making twice as much.

    So, in my case, I'd only need to be 2" taller and be able to knock down 40% of open 3-pointers to get paid the massive bucks.

    BNM
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    I'm sure you could make good money just sucking massive horse cock Nate, what with the Internet vids and such.
     
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    you pay to watch that?
     

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