Why Portland won't win a title again

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  1. riverman

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    Mixum?
     
    riverman, Mar 13, 2017
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  3. riverman

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    Could it be that this thread was started by someone who is dying....if that's the case...they're right...we won't win a championship this year..I can admit that.
     
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    You had me at the first line.

    The reason that the Blazers will NEVER win a title again is not because of the players who, you know, actually play the games; not because of the GM, who is responsible for making trades and drafting players; not because of the coach, who orchestrates how the players play; not because Portland is an unattractive free agent destination; not because of anything else we could think of that actually influences the makeup of the team or the outcome on the court. Nope. The Blazers will never win a title again because of what fans think and, of course, the fact that they're too stupid to think what this poster thinks.

    Yup. You had me at the first line. Dumbest post of the season and right up there in the running for dumbest post of all time. Nice job.
     
    e_blazer, Mar 13, 2017
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    lol. Here I was thinking that this would be some insightful argument about small vs. large media market teams....
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    The first key to successful trolling is a provocative thread title!

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    You actually read that BULLSHIT? I knew from jump this soliloquy wasn't worth my time.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I look and feel was straight out of the Unibomber Manifesto.

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    Aaaaaannnd don't let the fucking door hit ya, where the good lord split ya.
     
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    I stopped reading after, "It's simply because of the fans..."
     
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    Well, it's was kind of fascinating in a sense... I couldn't take my eyes off it !
     
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    dviss, on behalf of Google, I want to thank you for your use of big words. You know half of S2 had to run to Google to figure out what "soliloquy" means.
     
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    Kinda like the smell of skunk roadkill for me...
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Shiiiiiiit I learned that word from Stephen A. Lol.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Build a man a fire, and he'll stay warm for a day.

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