Meh....you might want to look inside yourself and find out why that is. That's the dog equivilent of a stripper at a one star joint who's still riding the pole in her 50s.
Candy shack in Eugene. I remember when i was 19 i bought my virgin friend a lap dance from a stripper missing her front teeth and she had a fairly fresh c section scar. Ah the good old days.
Jesus man. I remember my ex, just out of high school, wanted me to get a lap dance from a woman selling them at a porn shop in Portland (can't remember which one...might have been Taboo). She had stretch marks and dyed hair. No thanks.
You might be on to something.... When Sly tried to inject some "Dogfather" into his routine, this was all he could come up with: You're doing it wrong, Sly. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
lol, sorry. I was REALLY tired when I made that post, and those names were what I could come up with off the top of my head. I'll include you in Sly's next scandal. Promise.
The paparazzi is closing in! Sly learned how to do this from his nemesis, Jade Falcon Cat: Sly hates black pussy.
Pshhhh call me when Mrs. HCP's sex tape gets released. Well, it'll be more like a 5 hour movie... "Mrs. HCP does RC2" cumming to the Oregon Theater, June 17th!
I'm not even entirely convinced that HCP is a real person. He might be a myth; a ghostly apparition that you can see out of the corner of your eye, but when you look at him....POOF!...gone.
