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  1. Orion Bailey

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    I think the type of guest he is bringing he will get screwed either way so its a win win for him. ;)
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'm sure you can get someone to cover your shift at the Acrop on Thursday night.
     
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    The steak bites are the best on Thursday Nights.

    No way I'm missing my shift on that!

    #priorites
     
  4. Orion Bailey

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    Whoa... the dancers can eat the same food as everyone else???
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    how can you dance after eating steak bites?
     
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    Beat ya to it.
     
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    Skill.
     
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    All dancers have skills. just no brains. ;)
     
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    Fun story: I once talked with a stripper for an hour about psychology since she was going for her bachelors in it.

    It was a lot of fun. Brain boners, normal boners.... good times.
     
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    I dated and lived with a stripper for a couple years in CO. While she wasnt the brightest, I met a couple of her friends that were College students dancing their way into an MBA and a CPA degrees.
    I joke, but on the serious, half the strippers are just paying off college debt. Its the crackheads at Tommy's two you need to be concerned about. lol
     
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    Did she quiz you on it like in Billy Madison?
     
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    I lived with a stripper for a few months - but we were friends for years before I even knew she was one. She was smart as hell. That seems to be the norm. I love it.
     
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    God is having mercy on my soul right now.
     
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    No, not getting paid or being given anything for this.
     
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    See? You are not as sly as you think you are!
     
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    Members of this forum wouldn't even pay $15 to see a Blazer game.
     
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    I do, a few times a year with wifey. Just dont want to bring wifey around you virgins anymore.
     
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    You know she's slipped me her phone number at forum functions a few times, right?
     
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    Lolz. She complains about me being cheap. So i don't see her slipping anything to another cheap ass.
     
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