Evan Turner doesn't trust white...

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    A behind-the-scenes look at Portland Trail Blazers game day

    To the casual fan, a Portland Trail Blazers game typically starts at 7 p.m., when nearly 20,000 fans settle into their seats at the Moda Center and the lead official tosses a basketball up for tipoff.

    But, in reality, a Blazers game starts about three hours earlier, at 3:58 p.m., when Jake Layman steps foot on the hardwood, becoming the first player to reach the court.

    As Layman arrives, a BlazerDancer is twisting and twirling by herself at midcourt, working through steps of a routine in a pregame rehearsal. A man climbs a ladder beneath the basketball hoop and places a camera above the backboard, which will be used for those slick close-ups around the hoop during the television broadcast. Overhead, a heated matchup between the Chicago Bulls and Toronto Raptors is airing on the jumbotron....

    http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/index.ssf/2017/04/behind_portland_trail_blazers_game_day.html
     
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    yeah, eating mayonaise is highly sus
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Mayonnaise is disgusting.
     
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    If ET doesn't like Horsey Sauce I want him traded.
     
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    Make sure you read the rest of the article.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Not gonna read the article but how did Mama June get soooo fat hating mayonnaise. They never asked if she likes Miracle Whip. Ewwww, gross. Miracle Whip. Yuk
     
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    I don't even like Arby's yet I will go get a cheddar and beef just to load a to go bag full of Horsey Sauce for my sandwiches I bring to work for lunch lol
     
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    So, I don't go anywhere there are cul-de-sacs! Suburbs are bad news if you ask me FAMS! #WhiteLife #GETOUT
     
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    I knew it!!! Exactly what I thought your post was about...mayonaise! I can't stand the stuff either. I'm a mustard guy, especially honey mustard
     
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    Neigh
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Mayo is gross.
     
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    I like mayo and miracle whip.

    Sliced ham and cheddar goes with miracle whip.

    Sliced turkey and swiss goes with mayo.
     
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    Fake news
     
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    Mayonnaise on fries is dope fuck you
     
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    Fact: 15% of people who dislike mayo are good dancers.

    Another fact: I'm not one of them
     
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    I make my own fresh mayonaisse. egg plus oil blended up with whatever spices i want to add. same with tartar sauce.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    If you hate tartar sauce, why are you even alive?
     

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