Evan Turner doesn't trust white...

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Chipotle mayo is bomb
     
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    Aka mehican jizzle?


    I got a coworker thats scared of white sauces. I like to hide packets of mayo for him to stumble on. Or when we go for wings i get extra ranch and just let it sit there at the table.
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Mayo sucks ass!
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    I fucking love Arby's, I don't understand the bad rap it gets, besides it being horrible for you fast food.
     
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    I want your D.O.R.! ( delicious Oregon Roadkill )Mayo Naise!
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Agree. They can call it aoli or remoulade or ranch dressing but it's still gross. Like melted slugs.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Mayo should be outlawed. It ruins sandwiches, hamburgers and salads. I remember once when I was a kid my mom mixed mayo and cool whip for a salad, and put what she didn't use back in a cool whip container.

    I didn't know it, and opened it up to have some and as it entered into my mouth, I about barfed.

    Why anyone would violate such a sacred thing as cool whip with that vile disgusting thing I don't know.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I was always a mayo hater on sandwiches, burgers, etc, but understood its importance for chicken, tuna, egg, and pasta salads. However, when I went low carb in September, mayonnaise became an important staple of the diet. Now I've come around on it.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    That's ok. This white doesn't trust Turner when he's on the floor
     
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    Arby's needs to bring back the Big Montana and then we can say it's good again.

    #Facts
     
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    So did any of you read the article?
     
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    Mayo is a necessity. Miracle Whip is whats fucked. What the fuck do you put on a sandwich instead of mayo??? Fuck a bunch of dry sandwiches.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Mention Max in the concession stand.
     
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    Miracle Whip is just absolutely dreadful.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Bunch of haters. Wait till you have no teeth. You can live till you're 100 on it.
     
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    Yeah. This was reassuring....

    Leonard spots up around the arc and mixes in mid-range jumpers.

    No practice on post moves???
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Like, I understand the "oil barrier" to keep the bun from sogging up from the tomato on your hamburger, but the solution to that is (A) use butter like a civilized human and (B) quit putting vegetables on hamburgers!
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    This obviously explains why he's so inconsistent; he's not superstitious enough!!
     
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    I had arbys for the first time in years the other day - it was so good. It's just gotten so spendy.

    Their arbys sauce is literally the best..
     
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    I never use mayonnaise or Miracle Whip. I make tuna vegetable salad with yogurt sauce+ yogurt, lime, mint, garlic, olive oil. Never use Cool Whip, I get cream not ultra pasteurized from free range cows and make whipped cream using sugar, not too much, and home made vanilla extract. Shred vanilla beans, steep in Bourbon 3 months.
     
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