[Official] Nurkić Watch Thread

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  1. 0-Our!

    0-Our! Noob-ish

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    nurkic beast.jpg
     
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  2. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Someone give Terry the Nurklear Launch Codes.
     
  3. The Professional Fan

    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    I just tried to post a tweet comparing Nurk to Chuck Norris, and I typed Cuck Norris

    This is my life. This is being a Blazer fan

    Cuck my life
     
  4. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I typed Chuck Norris into my phone and it auto corrected it to Jusuf Nurkic
     
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    I hope we keep GSW wondering and say he wont play for game three. Let the rest of the team come out and stat warming up for pregame. then with about 5 minutes before tip off, let the beast come strolling down the tunnel and enter the court to a standing ovation and a screaming crowd!!!
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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  7. Orion Bailey

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    Best threads in ages. Im a read this again this weekend for more laughs!
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Post.

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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Even if the big an does play, I honestly do't think the Dubs change their game plan at all. Just keep running and gunning is their plan.
     
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    I agree and they can run right into the beast!!!

    Nurk will eat their guns like water pistols.
     
  12. KingSpeed

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    Any word on Nurk's status for Game 4?
     
  13. tlongII

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    He has been ruled out.
     
  14. KingSpeed

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    Ok thanks
     
  15. MickZagger

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    Its a good idea to shut him down for the rest of the way (which will only be game 4).
     
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