OT I was just almost beaten up and arrested at Walmart

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    We're generally talking about playing dumb and "accidentally" blocking the milk section at Winco when the person I'm blocking almost hits me with her cart while playing on her phone.

    It's just so petty.....and satisfying
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I am impressed that he was able to point a crossbow at them while driving. That can't be easy.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Bo and Luke could do it while jumping over stuff in the General Lee.

     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    HAHAHA. Ive picked up poop and put in in a mail box of a certain individual that walks his dog every day and never picks up the shit left behind in mine and other neighbors yards. The crazy thing is I did it three times the very night after I watched him let his dog take a crap in either mine or a nearby yard and not clean it up. This was over a period of two weeks, after watching it happen for months. It didn't stop him. It still fucking happens! I got tired of picking the shit up in the middle of the night and walking down the block sneakily to his house. Plus, after thinking about it, the mailman would more than likely make first contact with it, so I stopped. But he never stopped. Still happens once in a while that I know of and probably every day, but im rarely home.


    My buddy said I should have face-booked live his ass and went all passive aggressive on him. " Excuse me kind sir, but why is it that oyyu are yelling foul language and giving me obscene finger gestures for simply asking you to pull forward, so this individual pinned in can leave the vicinity like he wants to? Is there justification for you treating me this way? What did I do to you?"

    All with my phone in his face filming... and my friend is probably right.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Your friend is way wrong. If that shit doesn't go right (pun intended) your whole life can get crazy because of the internet. I don't want any of that attention. I don't know how Hugh Mongous is doing these days but I'd rather not be famous if I won't get rich off of it.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I like how you think
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    WinCo' s fried chicken in the deli is fucking delicious. Though usually if I want fried chicken my favorite is KFC. Popeyes is ok too.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    This case requires a specialist from loss prevention. th green walamret .jpg
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    What? WHAT? Popeyes is the shit. You're the first person I have ever heard that prefers KFC.

    Albertsons has some really good fried chicken too.
     
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    I prefer KCF too. More Grease, more flavor. Lol. Actually I dont like the spice Popees uses. Plus KFC mash potatoes and gravy and mac and cheese are the shit too.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I don't eat fried chicken anymore. Can't remember the last time I had it but I preferred Albertsons and Popeye's, when the only Popeye's I'd ever seen was on MLK back in the 80s.
     
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    What pisses me off is neighborhood cats using my mulch as a litter box. If you're going to let your cat outdoors, leave a litter box outside for them to use. I got these solar powered 'animal scarer" things that seem to have helped. But I also had to adapt my landscaping just for the cats, using rock, and spreading hazelnut shell under the tree where they liked to crap.

    Also, I lay rose bush prunings around the perimeter to try and deter them from coming in. I think it's worked, but occasionally I"ll still see an area of scratched up mulch and I know a damn cat took a piss/shit there.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I saw an article on KGW just now, and I recalled how we all talked about how bad shopping and crime is in Portland earlier in this thread.

    Article:

    http://www.kgw.com/news/investigations/shoplifting-plagues-portland-retailers/436859152

    The people are getting what they asked for: unfunded "racist" police agencies and a Liberal court system.

    Congratulations Portland. You beat them evil corporations of rich people retailers. Really stuck it to "the man".
     
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    What are the chances that this chick is a walmart regular?

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1222073334


    I cant figure out how to just link the video direct, but this is my FB page the first video I have posted... or most recent.
    Crazy crackhead... lol
     
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    Yeah, Im pretryt pissed ruight now too. I dug up all around my front house last year and layed down weed prevention plastic lining and then brought in a bunch of bark. NOw the cats have dug in so deep they got into the weed protection and popped holes/moved it around to where the weeds are now starting to pop up.

    I love animals though and have 2 indoor cats and one outdoor. They dont know anybetter, so I cant blame them.

    Also, a litter box outside, a cat will rarely use.
    Cats act dumb but are WAY smarter than dogs.

    Dogs are honest to a fault. Cats are sneaky fuckers. lol.
    A cat would much prefer taking a dump in the garden rather than in a litter box!!!
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    People who let their cats out should be flogged. They should be purely indoor animals. I could never picture willingly letting my cat outdoors; especially not on the busy street I live next to.

    My parents have 4 cats, and none of them go outside, ever.
     
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  18. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Cat population needs scaled way back. My dumbass sister had one that went outside and I told her to get it fixed but nooooooooo, too lazy.

    Later she was trying to give the kittens away just like every other lazy cat owner.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    It was a lot more trouble giving them away than it would have been having it fixed.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    My mother is a daily volunteer with the Humane Society's "Cattery" section, as well as a foster mom for kittens. The next time that happens, let me know, and I'll arrange for the kittens to be picked up and taken to the shelter.

    And yes, get that cat fixed and chipped!
     
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