Notice Portland Naked Bike Ride Tonight!

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  1. BigGameDamian

    BigGameDamian Well-Known Member

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    Anyone going to ride there bike nude? Starts at Fernhill Park.
     
    BigGameDamian, Jun 24, 2017
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I will if you will.
     
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  3. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Gotta get a seat like this so yer junk flies freely

    cjkr1463983705797.jpg
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Jun 24, 2017
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    Eew.
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Jun 24, 2017
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    BGD are you videotaping it?

    I think you and Sly should go like this!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Please put NSFW (not safe for wookees) on this type of post.
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Jun 25, 2017
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    If there was ever a time I felt concerned about the general cleanliness of bicycle seats... it is now.
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    What was the sausage to taco ratio this year?
     
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    I've done it twice. The first time was a blast. The second time I downed a bunch of Tanquerey before hand. Let's just say in woke up bloody and naked with a broken bike in someone's yard in NE. Wasn't my finest moment.......
     
    theprunetang, Jun 25, 2017
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    HCP isn't proud of that one either. Don't remember? HCP never stood for what he said it did.

    He
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I never see photos of attractive people doing the naked bike ride.
     
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    When we drove to the Bagdad theater last night there were some naked bike riders on Hawthorne. Some very good looking women, most were just topless instead of completely nude.
     
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    men are just not designed for nude bike riding....hit a pot hole and you're going to sing in sopranino falsetto forever
     
    riverman, Jun 25, 2017
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    How do you think I got my lovely singing voice?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Here's a take on an old Bill Maher joke.

    "Hey guys? How do you like my Aluminum Frame Mountain Bike? It goes really well..... with my BALLS!"
     
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    This is how I imagine you waking up (sorry for bad quality)
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    That is about right, but with no cops, more blood, and 3 miles to walk home with a bike whose wheels wouldn't even spin. Had to just drag it like an asshole.
     
    theprunetang, Jun 25, 2017
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    It's a fun memory now though! At the time I felt like post-stabby Jesus dragging my junked bike like a useless cross on the way to certain doom.
     
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    Wheres the picks BGD? Quit keeping them to yourself!!!
     
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