Jusuf Nurkic (thread)

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I wonder what Nurk would be doing right now if he wasn't a basketball player.....

    My money is on "Lumberjack".

    I can just see his song now:

    "I be lumberjack, and I okay
    I sleep for night and I work in day."
     
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  2. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Travels across country from city to city wrestling grizzly bears for show charging 20 dollars at the door and mating with all of the village women.
     
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    Is this a good, or a bad thing? (not playing for his Country in FIBA)
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    He's still rehabbing so yes.
     
  5. 42N8Bounce

    42N8Bounce Red Hot And Rebuilding

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    I like this guy.
     
  6. Mr. Robot

    Mr. Robot Well-Known Member

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    Nurks twitter is hacked, somebody is writing some shit on bosnian, arguing with bosnian people (fans)
     
  7. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    But... but... Nurk doesn't speak Bosnian...

    Bosnian people speak Nurkić...
     
  8. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Nurk once reached up to scratch the back of an elephant.

    Killed the pachyderm.
     
  9. Mr. Robot

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    He's got to rethink those argyle socks at the beach though...not a good look
     
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    The king does what he wants.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    The beach will have to adapt.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He's starting to look a little too thin.
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    I don't think so. He still won't get pushed around, and he'll be much quicker and athletic, which means he'll be more of a threat rolling to the rim and on defense.
     
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    Scalma Well-Known Member

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    Look at his lower body are you looking, thicc.
     
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    HolyBackboard 2 Hot 2 Stop It

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    Those are the Stance socks all players wear on the court.
     
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    The less weight on those legs the better for his health.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Bet you won't say that to his face! LOL

    But those aren't argyle. That's just a different color heel.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Meh, he's getting in SHAPE!! I love it. He'll still be 270+.
     
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    He looks like he's wearing vibram shoes.
     

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