What poster would you trust with the keys to the franchise?

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  1. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    For some reason, for me its Tlong. I think he'd make the entire Blazer dancer squad Vietnamese call girls.
     
  2. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Sly is mostly rational but would throw in a curveball meme trade from time to time. Keeps things fresh. So him.
     
  4. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    BGD. I mean, just imagine . . .
     
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  7. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    @Boob-No-More for GM. He's got the analytics down.

    @Mediocre Man for Assistant GM and head of scouting. He would be super picky with prospects and I'd feel comfortable that any draft pick would have zero weaknesses, because he actually got picked.
     
  8. B-Roy

    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Trader Dame
     
  9. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    The team would certainly save money on scouting trips to upstate NY
     
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  10. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    And @Pinwheel1 as coach
     
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  11. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Haha. Nailed it.
     
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  12. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    @TBpup because he has sauces!

    BNM
     
  13. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    I would like to nominate myself to be the owner. Simply because it means I can afford to buy the franchise.
     
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  14. GrandpaBlaze

    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    @HCP. Of course we would also have to rename the team "The Lawnmowers".

    Gramps...
     
  15. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I'll go ahead and do what some of you have to be thinking of doing and vote for myself.

    @Boob-No-More shall be my number two.

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    TBpup Writing Team

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    It's all in the 'sauce'.
     
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    Whichever poster complains the most about cap space should be in charge. Because having cap space is how you get lots of cap space. It's crazy how much cap space we could do with all that cap space.
     
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    TBpup Writing Team

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    I'll just take myself out of the running because I can be bought
     
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