Zombie R.I.P. HUGH HEFNER (Fake News from July 2017)

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    RIP Hef's RIP!
     
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    In Hef's case, I think R.I.P stands for Re-Insert Penis.
     
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    That was until 30 years ago. Now it's robotically improved penis.
     
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    I read about this guy on buzzfeed. Apparently in the 20th century they used to use various colors of plant based dyes to print pornography onto flattened tree pulp.
     
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    Is this thread worse than posting fake Woj tweets?
     
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    yeah..but he still gets some of the finest tail on the planet (not that I would know about that, as I have been happily married for so long, really, ask my wife..)
     
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    What should we ask your wife?
     
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    more like re-inflate penis.
     
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    Hef is never going to die
     
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    Death coming soon.
     
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    Hefner had Viagra injected into his brain for extended life. He'll live to 120.
     
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    But, if he is still "extended" after 120 he should consult a doctor.
     
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    Bump
     
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    Ahhhh this is why I thought he was dead.
     
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    There was an older one too.

    RIP
     
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    Fuckin' listen to me next time.

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    Thread updated to zombie status.
     
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    I only read this thread for the articles.
     
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