Exclusive I just punched a Portland bicyclist

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  1. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    So I'm driving home from work, one block off Killingsworth and Albina (not sure the cross street) and I'm cruising along and do my typical left, right, left check at an intersection and a hipster bicyclist dude ran a stop sign. He had the stop on his side, my side was clear. He's lucky I was paying close attention as always and hit my breaks. He sees me, slams on his breaks and goes over his handlebars. It wasn't too bad, as he caught himself. I get out of my car to see if he was alright (which he was) and I had this shit eating grin on my face when I asked him if he was okay.

    He didn't like that grin and started blaming me. I point to the stop sign that he had and he came unglued. Grabbed his bike lock and swung it at me, missing twice. I reared back and landed a decent one. Got back in my car and left. There was a lady walking her dog by when it happened and watched it all go down.

    I'm sure the dude's fine. But what the fuck?!? These bicyclists need to get a fucking clue.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    We should merge this with the "I just beat up a homeless man" thread.


    Joking aside, you had every right to defend yourself. I bike, but I'm not a douche. There are dumb/terrible people in every walk of life. Glad everyone was ok, with only a little damage to an ego/face.
     
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    Cippy91 Habitual Line Stepper

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    You should have stayed. The dipshit is going to call the cops and say you attacked him.
     
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    YOU ASS! That was you???
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Leaving the scene could get you in trouble.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Has Russian taught you nothing???
     
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    Witnesses. He can bring it on.
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    I drove off and was driving slowly looking in my rear view mirror and he got up and was fine. Just a little woozy or something.
     
  11. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Do you have names? Hard to track them down if he got a plate number.
     
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    Do you have the witnesses names and numbers?
     
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    What's the militant PDX bike blogger? All dipshit has to do is complain to that guy and if they have your plate number your life will be hell.
     
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    And if they find out you're a UPS driver there will be bicyclists coming out of the woodwork saying you've tried to run them down with your big brown truck.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I wouldn't. At this point the deed is done. I'd just hope he didn't get the plate number and let it go. The guy never made contact and it's his word against the bicyclist, but he DID hit him.
     
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    ...probably want to delete this "tweet" and say you were hacked, just sayin :dunno:
     
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    I'll let the chips fall where they may. It was self-defense.
    The cops in that city are worthless.
     
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    What is this like a Seinfeld episode?
     

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