The super Melo to Portland thread + The Big Blockbuster

I don't think anyone has said they took offense to your posts. Or that they didn't "like" you. You put some good stuff up here on occasion, but I understand why some people think your POSTS are douchy. A lot of what you post are jokes/trollish, but when is the last time anyone told you to "back the fuck up"?

Can't wait until I hit 1k posts so I can start a thread titled "HCP's Douchy Posts". It might even rival this thread for longest ever.

 

Guys, come on HCP is a good dude. He's just Fucking with us like 95% of the time. Just like we fuck with him 95% of the time.

I for one support THE "Hispanic Cuckold Penis" FAMS

 

I have NO credibility. Why would I? I'm a fan no different than any of you. My opinion shouldn't be taken any more serious then any of these other clowns on here. Never once have I said I should be. And I guess I'm the ONLY motherfucker on here joking around or posting goofy shit?
To take that leap that I'm a pathetic loser based off a fucking OBVIOUSLY fake pic is ridiculous.
I'll throw this out there, not one of you suckers on here who has met me in person walked away not liking me! Not one! I'm a people person, not a computer geek. I am genuine and will look you in the eye when I talk. No fake shit here. I've attempted to be on here and have fun with people and enjoy talking about our team. Yeah I Mess around, but everybody has always had fun with it. Now I got people coming at me over some real petty shit. But this placed has changed a lot in the last year. Political shit everywhere. People getting ultra heated over stupid things. New people coming in getting their feeling hurt over stuff like this pic. I will brag about one thing. I've spread the love about this place to a TON of people. My show I used to have, Players, GMs and coaches. I think this place is better because of it.
All the shit that goes on here and people like NateBishop, whatever the fuck his name is saying I'm annoying because I post a fake picture or thread pretending it's real news..... REALLY bro? ALL the shit that gets tossed around here and you come at me over something like that? Fuck outta here with that FAMS! It's been real.
Peace Out

 

He has done it so many times... it gets old.

 

Yeah.... people get butt hurt a little too easy. Consider the source (that's not meant as a diss, but I knew it was a joke based on the poster). It was @HCP . How did you not know he was fucking around?

I thought it was funny. HCP keeps shit light around here, or at least he used to before our board became overrun by humorless sensi-bears.

 

That IS Felton's luggage! Whenever he comes to PDX, he flies home on Southwest just so he can get two carry-ons and two checked bags full of VooDoo Donuts without paying a luggage surcharge.

It is cool that they patterned their logo after their "biggest" customer:





They even have a Felton commemorative jersey:





BNM

 

I haven't even read every new post from today, but I've seen at least five "jokes" about Mrs. HCP. From today.

What's this "old" that we're talking about?

 

I found this shot of him at a Knicks game. Does that count?

 

Well, if this thread proved one thing, it's that I still love cracking on Raymond Felton even more than I love giving @HCP shit.

BNM

 

Why you gotta bring up old man dangling balls?

 

Have you guys heard of Carmelo Anthony

 

That pic is at least 3 years old.

 

Me relax? You're the one using caps lock and swear words.

Yeah, it's a joke to fuck with people. Not malicious, nor out-of-line or anything like that.

I've just heard it so many times it's gotten tiresome.

 

would you look me in the eye? would you kiss me?

please.

 

I had a dream Melo said he was coming to Portland. Last night. No shit story

 

I have no problem with the HCP, and his jokes, although repetitive, are fine. Whatever. The only problem I've had is the way he talks to people sometimes, but that's past shit that I assume nobody is dwelling on, so that's whatever as well.

With that being said, this is the HCP cycle: Joke constantly until it comes across as trolling. Do it enough until some people become frustrated. When those people become frustrated, play the victim card. Then if they don't "back the fuck up", talk about job to show you're better than them.