Rumor Total Solar Eclipse of the Heart

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  1. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I sense a lot of class action lawsuits conning up.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    AAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!! I love fire! The campfire is the best part of camping.

    Effective Wednesday, Aug. 16, all Oregon State Parks will restrict open flames and campfires, including fires on all Oregon beaches. Briquettes, tiki-style torches and candles are also prohibited until further notice. Only fuel sources that can be turned off instantly, such as propane stoves and propane fire pits, will be allowed.

    Most state parks are already under a fire restriction due to hot, dry conditions and precautions issued by county or local fire officials. We are expanding the ban to all state parks in order to prevent accidental fires leading up to the Aug. 21 solar eclipse. We want to avoid creating new problems for fire crews that are already responding to several large fires.

    We understand this is an inconvenience for campers, especially those who might not see an immediate local need for fire restrictions. We ask for your patience and understanding during what we hope is a brief restriction. Updated information is available by phone M-F, 8 a.m. – 5 p.m. at 800-551-6949.

    For breaking news and information, follow the Facebook pages for Oregon State Parks, Oregon Department of Forestry, Keep Oregon Green, Oregon Department of Transportation, Oregon Department of Emergency Management.
     
  3. Haakzilla

    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    ...got a $1 pair at the local eye doctor here in Albany, they seem to have an endless supply AND if you return them they will give you a free 1oz spray bottle of glasses cleaner -OR- 20% transition lenses!
     
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    ...not sure, but they have been advertising the $1 eclipse glasses for several months now and if anything it is great marketing because the glasses themselves are printed like a co-branded billboard ad for the doctor's office and eclipse event.
     
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  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'm more interested seeing the traffic jammed freeways, roads and nerdy freaks getting owned by inconvienience more than the Eclipse itself
     
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    Why wait for the eclipse? You can just go watch most major LA highways?
     
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    We have a party going on all weekend at our place. A few couples camping out in the yard. Shit could be cray-cray, but we're considered to be in "the path".
     
  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I was gonna go up to Oregon but the airfares liked got expensive as fuck, so I'm going to Vegas instead.
     
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    Sounds like traffic is already getting crazy in Central Oregon, some gas stations are running out of gas, and the Costco in Bend is already selling out of stuff.
     
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    Sounds like traffic is already backed up for 30+miles on 26 near Salam.
     
  11. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Hard to believe, given that 26 doesn't go anywhere near Salem.

    barfo
     
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    Shit going to get out of hand and fast!
     
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    Then something horrible has happened because 26 is nowhere near Salem.
     
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    The majority of zombie apocalypses have happened during eclipses.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It's called off-road driving.
     
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    you live in LA....look out the window dude!
     
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    the poster formerly known as barfo is now bark oh no
     
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    Just bought the last Propane Fire Ring in town.

    $79.99 on Amazon.

    $99.99 at Next Adventure.

    Sold me the store display model for $49.99.

    Score!
     

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