No way. All inclusive is the fucking shit. I loved cancun. Got wasted and ordered room service all day everyday. Hated lahaina and my cracker ass felt like the locals hated the haole. Kihei was pretty cool though
Adorable! Do you think the I paid for sex?! Lololol. Have you given more dick to the tourist girls in Vegas than me? Either as an individual player in penis OR in self sacrifice to your FAM? I’m pretty sure I fucked more girls during our day ‘trip’ than you did. Pretty sure the amount of pussy I get is lot more than you’d be willing to sacrifice if the choice was yours. \
All inclusive is some straight cracka azz cracka shit. You basically live a white lifestyle in a foreign country bro!
both of them or are you talking size? if it's size, I give more to one than you probably give to several. and I exaggerate more!
I am a cracka so thats my shit bruh. I'm like an 1/8th native american so i'm an alcoholic too. Not not having to worry about paying for more booze is my jam.
I've heard that but fuck man. My buddies and our wives had so much "don julio" in mexico. Could have been jose cuervo but we got shit faced most nights. So there has to be some real booze there.
My wife knows how to speak fluent spanish. She lived in puerto vallarta for a couple years. Once she speaks spanish to them their dicks get hard and they give us good service.
So basically: All inclusive resorts Clapping for Fajitas at Chili's Supercuts Soylent Swooping dudes Taco Tuesdays got it
Get a patio table at Mon ami Gabi. Steak frites are dope. Rooms are small but cool resort. If you like buffets, the one there isn't bad.they have bananas foster and some cheese selections
How was your vegas trip? For real tho, wifey and i had white castle..... nowhere near shake shack bro! What in the actual fuck! I would have taco bell over white castle...... and its not close.
