OT Survival Kit

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Seeing the disaster in Houston, what would you put in a survival kit. If you could only grab a backpack, what would need to be in it?

    Thinking of making one, just have a backpack and a machete if there is an earthquake or some shit here in LA.

    Water bottle with filtration system
    Battery pack for phone
    Extra Phone charger
    Washable minimalist clothes that pack light
    Solar power USB power charger
    Dr. Bronners soap is pretty fucking money too.

    Maybe time to hit REI and the Army surplus store!
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Guns and ammo will get you everything you need after the event. And you don't even need to worry about what sort of an event it is.

    barfo
     
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    It is a given that MREs and bottled water are essential. My Boogie bag contains two days food, Colt 1911 with three clips and spare box of ammo. Radio, battery powered with five spare batteries. One change of clothes. Small propane torch and three lighters. Still have a little room for evolving situations.
     
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    I have a go bag for disasters. It was actually fun to build. I'm at work, so this is off memory.
    Headlamp w extra batteries
    Manual crank light/radio/phone charger.
    Pocket knife
    Strong fixed blade knife
    Multi tool
    Camping wire toothed saw
    Mylar sleeping bag
    Mylar blanket
    Iodine pills
    Water purification system for camping
    Sunglasses
    Sewing kit
    Multiple fire starters
    Medications including Advil Tylenol Imodium tums and much more.
    Toilet paper, wet wipes,
    Small bottle Everclear for drinking or cleaning
    Small bottle bourbon - drinking
    Sun block
    Soap
    Toothpaste / brush
    Camping stove and gas and camping pots (all tiny lightweight stuff
    Mug, fork spoon
    Paracord (rope)
    Duct tape
    Handgun/ammo
    Food for three days (some camping lightweight and some in cans or bars I can just eat.) all expiration dates 1 plus years, I check in spring when I do my normal camping gear cleaning.
    Wool socks, long underwear, lightweight raincoat and rain pants.
    Boxers, shorts hat

    I'm sure there's more but off the top of my head, that's all in
     
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    Chocolate.

    Just chocolate. Ill sell/trade for anything else I want/need.
     
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    Condoms and Viagra?
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    How ya gonna repopulate the Earth with condoms?
     
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    I don't need anything. I'll take what I need from some nerd who thought ahead. Just like I did my homework before school by copying some dork's answers.
     
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    If I lived in L.A. I'd get a gun to shoot myself in the head.

    Wait.....what was the question?
     
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    He's not that old man? Which old man is he?
     
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    LOL. It was a joke.
     
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    Introduce the male condoms to the female condoms and let nature take its course.

    barfo
     
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    you know you've stashed one in your bedroll dude!
    sheep.jpg
     
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    I'd need a jetpack in mine...some good smoke...a pipe and a lighter...flashlight...swiss knife...nylon rope with fasteners...net..small fishing pole with a spinner reel...water purifying tablets..a water tight container...big ass jar of peanut butter....trail mix....flare gun with flares...a pan with a lid...a spoon...some miso paste...package of dried seaweed...cans of tuna..my wife would have the other stuff in her backpack.....a tree pruning saw or bow saw...small but sharp axe
    and a magnifying glass and a tarp...
     
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    Could get you killed. Pull a gun on someone and they pull a gun on you.
     
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    Life's cheap post-apocalypse.

    Two men enter, one man leaves.

    barfo
     
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    Jes' gotta be fastest on th'draw, pard.
     
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    Life is really bad for women post-apocalypse.
     
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