Working For The Blazers......

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Saw somebody post about what they'd do if they got an internship for the team.....If you could get a job with them, what would it be? How would your skills tansfer over, or could it?

    Worried by starting this, EVERY answer will be the "guy who fixes the internet"!
     
  2. OSUBlazerfan

    OSUBlazerfan Writing Team

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    Work in the analytics department. Love working with numbers and statistics.
     
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  3. Wizard Mentor

    Wizard Mentor Wizard Mentor

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    Spell Checker :)
     
  4. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Towel boy for the Blazer dancers......
     
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  5. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I'm already an accountant, so...accountant? I'm sure they have them; why not me?
     
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  6. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I'd work where they make typography/logo decisions... marketing? I think the storytelling around team marketing would be really interesting, and something I could do well.
     
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    blue9 Well-Known Member

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    Art department!
     
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    blue9 Well-Known Member

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    Wanna start our own consultancy group? :) All those design errors/flaws wouldn't get past us!
     
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  9. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Dig it. I would love to do something like that (on the side)!
     
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  10. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Player personnel. I wanna make trades. My trade machine experience is solid.
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Biased Referee? :dunno:

    Naw I have too much integrity.

    I know I would't want to be an intern in the video department. What would I do, be the "Van fumigator"?

    But of course I would intern as Jasmine's "personal assistant".
    [​IMG]
     
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    Sports Psychologist.
     
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  14. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Thought for sure you were going to say.. "has come to an end." Guess we'll have to continue to suffer through your shoddy highlights.

    I'd run the trail blazers foundation.
     
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    I'd like to be the spokesman that has a very contentious relationship with the media and never gives a straight answer. Eventually I'll resign in disgrace. Awesome.
     
  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    "This year's team is the greatest Blazer team.... EVER!"
     
  17. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Uniform designer!
     
  18. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Assistant GM
     
  19. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    I would like to be the starting power forward.
     
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  20. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Can't wait to hear how BeerBoy's years as a Taco Bell drive thru window employee will transfer over.
     
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