Working For The Blazers......

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by THE HCP, Sep 27, 2017.

  1. Elton

    Elton Well-Known Member

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    Team Window Licker.
     
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  2. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I remember this story.
     
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  3. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    You'd get carpal tunnel from all the ball massaging you'd have to do.
     
  4. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Todd MacCulloch? :smiley-hmm:

    Your fired.
     
  5. trailblazer18

    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    That is an awesome story!
     
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  6. trailblazer18

    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    Team Chinese Social Media Coordinator.

    For individual players, Business Manager.
     
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  7. 42N8Bounce

    42N8Bounce Red Hot And Rebuilding

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    Lets all hope he proves me wrong. :)
     
  8. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Todd MacCulloch could't shoot 3s bro...
     
  9. Wizard Mentor

    Wizard Mentor Wizard Mentor

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    I'd be part of Caleb's Posse.
     
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  10. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I'm sticking with my Denver-Raef-Lafrentz comp. Best combo of shot-blocking and 3-point-shooting I can think of.
     
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  11. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    This.
     
  12. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    With your fancy clothes
     
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  13. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    I am surprised no-one is interested in being the highlights guy for the instant replays.
     
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  14. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    I would run it like Trump does and shit all over the other teams.
     
  15. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Oh, I believe

    Hypnotized.gif
     
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  16. Storyteller2

    Storyteller2 Player Salary Geek

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  17. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    In all seriousness, I'd love to be part of a team like this, where a few non-industry people can provide an outside-the-box voice to the GM during a couple of different times: stood up during the couple of weeks before the trade deadline, and then a couple of weeks before the draft through the moratorium and the first couple of days of free agency.

    The times when all 30 teams are active, and a few hundred players' worth of agents are passing out info, and the times when there's misinformation in the air, are the chaotic times when either a) data can be lost/missed leading to poor conclusions or b) because franchise-changing decisions need to be made quickly, there are times when groupthink can be involved.
     
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  18. Voodoo

    Voodoo An American hero

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    I will volunteer for the strenuous job of selecting Blazer dancers, and helping to pick their outfits, and their routines. Hard job, but someone's got to do it.

    On a serious note I bet that job actually is hard, sexism aside.
     
  19. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'm nothing compared to Casey Holdahl
     
  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    "Why does the blazers twitter guy just post pics of his lunch and RTs a bunch of pro-Trump tweets by some guy named Magnifier?"
     

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