Working For The Blazers......

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by THE HCP, Sep 27, 2017.

  1. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Jasmine's aiight
     
  2. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Nevermind, I wanna be that guy who sits in the trailer and makes corny Nickleback highlight videos for the beginning of each quarter. Is there an opening for that?
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    I guess I could, hum, translate shit to french or japanese, if that's necessary
     
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    This time, you remind him of what he really is.
     
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  5. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    To you. I think she's incredibly sexy.
     
  6. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Come on dude. Aren't you a little "old" for her?
     
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  7. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    So...Free Throw Guy? ;)

    :cheers:
     
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  8. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Alternate language color announcer for European broadcasts of Blazers games? That would be cool.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    I believe shit is universal. No translation needed.
     
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  10. MickZagger

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    You think I'm being bias because she's black. I actually love black women, I've dated one. I find them gorgeous. But, Jasmine's dome takes up the whole pic.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    She's gotta be 25+ right? :D
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Wow. That escalated quickly.

    See how you just made that bullshit up in your own mind? She might not even be black. She could be Latina.

    I'm talking about your preference. To you she's just ok looking. I think she's sexy. I prefer her looks and you don't.

    That's it. That's all.

    Next time you think you need to tell someone what's inside their mind, think again, and don't.
     
  13. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    lol calm down. I was just giving micro aggression a try. Its not that fun.
     
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  14. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    She has a damn FIVEhead!
     
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    HolyBackboard 2 Hot 2 Stop It

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    Is this necessary?
     
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  16. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I mean if she got a headache.......we'd ALL feel it.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I'd be happy with any job they gave me, short of jock-strap sizing. I think working security in the back-stage/locker roon area would be pretty cool.

    Wouldn't mind working in the logistics department either.....probably get to travel around a lot and meet the team at away-game cities for their gear or something.
     
  18. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Looks like most of the people in the pic arent even paying any attention to it. Just looking toward the court waiting for the game yo start back up.
     

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